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Would they swap places?
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Carry a fork with you when you meet him again, as soon as he pipes up stab it in his leg.
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Funny enough I was telling someone that Monday night was the most exciting Palace game I've seen since Danny Butterfields Six Minute Perfect Hatrick against Wolves in the FA Cup.
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Quote Plane at 06 May 2014 10.12am
Quote Palace Passion at 06 May 2014 10.10am
Was watching the game last night with a Wolves fan that really got on my t!ts. When watching Palace he likes to try and wind me up and put us down. He randomly brought up the fact that Palace have a big history which I replied "yeah a very big history" for him to have go straight in their during watching Palace and commenting with "not as big as Wolves of course" with a cockey look on his face. I said Wilves haven't had that big a history and he said well they have won the top division more then we have. I didn't really know what to say to that really. He always gives me the ump with his comments about Palace. What is there to say about their history? Has anyone got any ideas of good come backs the next time something similar comes up in convo? Yeah, tell him he's a cvnt and never speak to him again. Ask him what division his wonderful wolves are playing in, Nuffield said!
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The big club argument is so f*cking boring. Who honestly cares? Sheffield Wednesday/Leeds bang on about what big clubs they are, they've been sh*t for years!
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A poor man's Leeds which is a poor man's Newcastle which is a poor man's Liverpool. The we won things once arguement. Edited by Ketteridge (07 May 2014 12.22pm)
One supporter of hacking argued that without it "you will do away with the courage and pluck of the game, and I will be bound to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week's practice -Blackheath secretary at first meeting of the F.A |
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Tell him they talk funny up there and they'll always be in Birmingham City's shadow. Or tell him Steve Bull has just been picked up as part of Operation Yewtree (caveat - he hasn't, I make no such allegations and this is purely for somebody to upset a Wolves fan).
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Tell your mate nobody cares about his history, as the last time the Wolves were a top team, nobody had a telly at home to watch it on.
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When they beat Honved apparently they we so scared of the passing of the Hungarians that they watered the pitch till it was a mud bath. The victory meant that the English press could retain some pride and maintain the English football was best in the world even though Hungary had smacked England twice with fluent passing and movement. Technical passing was just a useless foreign fad that would not last the test of time against English long balls and manliness. Edited by Ketteridge (07 May 2014 12.20pm)
One supporter of hacking argued that without it "you will do away with the courage and pluck of the game, and I will be bound to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week's practice -Blackheath secretary at first meeting of the F.A |
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Just ask him why Wayne Hennessey decided to play for us. Simples!!!
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Tell him the last season we were in the same division (2012/13) we did the double over them, winning 3-1 at home and 2-1 away. Remind him of the butts hat-trick and their recent double relegation. If that doesn't work, sing "you're not famous any more" then stab him in the eye with a toasting fork. Edited by Seth (07 May 2014 1.48pm)
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Yes,but just ask him when Wolves last won the top division,my guess is it was probably before he was born.
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