Depends on your definition of "minor injury", but yes, it certainly makes you reconsider your plans for a while.

there was a chap had a ring through his cock (prince albert?)
his girlfriend had a coil fitted.
you know where this is going...
it snagged on her coil.
couldnt get released.
her old man burst in the room as she was screaming so much.
Shamefully, the dad is trying to lift the lad off his daughter.
no luck.
An ambulance is called and they have to load them both onto a stretcher, covered, into back of ambulance.
the road had speed bumps in it.
she came 3 times on the way to hospital.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

There's nowt worse than a fast cricket delivery in the nuts, even when a box is being worn.

I remember a club match way back in my youth. One of the younger players was pole-axed by a direct hit in the wedding tackle area. When he eventually rose up from being doubled in pain, one of the (much older) fielders said "Stick your hand down your trousers, son. If you can still count "1-2-3", you're OK. If not, we'll call an ambulance."

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

when walking on uneven ground, you land on the outside blade of your foot....and kinda sprain your ankle....feckin agony.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

If that's a minor injury in your book then you're one double hard geezer!

Catheter , Mayday hospital.

reminded me of being in an airplane about to crash.

and now i understand how the hospital got that name.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford