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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 28 May 24 7.30pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Catheter , Mayday hospital.

reminded me of being in an airplane about to crash.

and now i understand how the hospital got that name.

known locally as 'may die'

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 28 May 24 7.41pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

While sitting on the sofa without a top on one warm day recently one of our cats decided to launch itself on to my lap from the back of the sofa, one of his claws caught one of my nipples on the way passed…….that made my eyes water

 

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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 28 May 24 10.01pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

Friend of mine at senior school aged 12 broke his jaw and bit through his tongue by jumping to high on the school trampoline by not coordinating his bouncing in time properly.

As he was bouncing away getting higher he suddenly landed off center, folded up and his knees smashed up under his chin and he wasn't a very happy bunny at all!
Had to have his tongue stitched back together, jaw reset and wired up. Couldn't speak very clearly and had to have any drinks and liquid food through a straw for ages.
Suppose it stopped him being picked on by teachers to answer questions in class though!

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 29 May 24 5.43pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

While sitting on the sofa without a top on one warm day recently one of our cats decided to launch itself on to my lap from the back of the sofa, one of his claws caught one of my nipples on the way passed…….that made my eyes water

Some people would pay for that.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 29 May 24 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Some people would pay for that.

No wonder no one is going to vote for them.

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 29 May 24 5.56pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Some people would pay for that.

Ooo, you've been to Blackpool

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 29 May 24 7.26pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Some people would pay for that.

What me sitting topless on the sofa? Well I have always said if you’ve got it, flaunt it

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 29 May 24 7.28pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Ooo, you've been to Blackpool

Only for football, but sounds like I should’ve hung around

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 29 May 24 7.51pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Only for football, but sounds like I should’ve hung around

blackpool, time warp.
last time I went they were still selling Gollys on the sea front & I saw a large group of naked men get off a bus and conga down the sea front.
(not too keen on southerners also)
Had to get my northern wife to go to bar for fear of a kicking, the mood was a bit unfriendly.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 29 May 24 8.12pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

blackpool, time warp.
last time I went they were still selling Gollys on the sea front & I saw a large group of naked men get off a bus and conga down the sea front.
(not too keen on southerners also)
Had to get my northern wife to go to bar for fear of a kicking, the mood was a bit unfriendly.

I've got a large collection of 'Gollys' & I'm rather concerned you timed your visit in time for watching naked men getting off a bus, but, each to there own.

Club owners would pay for that(allegedly).

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 May 24 7.10am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

I've got a large collection of 'Gollys' & I'm rather concerned you timed your visit in time for watching naked men getting off a bus, but, each to there own.

Club owners would pay for that(allegedly).

Robertsons ?

I have a full band & a few footy players.
very collectible.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Applying Deep heat or Ralgex, forgetting you had before visiting the gents.........

 


In my day, a Selfie was what you had when the wife didn't put out.

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