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 matt_himself  Matataland 05 Jul 17 6.49am |
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Would you?
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| Flightsequence 05 Jul 17 7.01am |
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The women's a crackpot. And, no I wouldn't. Although, ask me again about 11.30 on a Friday night. Edited by Flightsequence (05 Jul 2017 7.01am)
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 2.18pm |
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Oh you f**king wrong'un. I clicked that link expecting a half decent grandma, but mate, she's rough.
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 2.27pm |
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Not even with yours would I, mate.
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 2.46pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Not even with yours would I, mate. That's a weird one that isn't it? I always wonder how many people have actually f**ked a woman using another man's p*nis. Not many I'll wager.
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 2.51pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
That's a weird one that isn't it? I always wonder how many people have actually f**ked a woman using another man's p*nis. Not many I'll wager. Fair point PTJ. This lady has clearly had countless pricks though.
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| gambler Kent 05 Jul 17 3.01pm |
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Stick to politics please. Thats revolting. Similar to what someone else has already said, i was expecting at least a 7/10 granny, there's no possibility i'd dip mine in that. I bet she does go though.....
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 3.05pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Fair point PTJ. This lady has clearly had countless pricks though. I might add caveats: "I wouldn't even let you go into a dark room with her because despite you being a prat, I don't wish that upon your poor little winkle". That's not aimed at you, just a suggestion for future uses of the phrase. Although less catchy.
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 3.11pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I might add caveats: "I wouldn't even let you go into a dark room with her because despite you being a prat, I don't wish that upon your poor little winkle". That's not aimed at you, just a suggestion for future uses of the phrase. Although less catchy. Funny. Although (may I say rather belatedly) your original post was funnier. "Oh you f**king wrong'un" did make me chuckle loudly!
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| Alexi_the_Eagle Newton-le-Willows 05 Jul 17 3.12pm |
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This right here is a whole new level of sad. Reminds me of this obsessed bald-headed Jennifer Lawrence fan on Facebook who has all her movies in this weird little shrine.
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 3.16pm |
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Originally posted by Alexi_the_Eagle
This right here is a whole new level of sad. Reminds me of this obsessed bald-headed Jennifer Lawrence fan on Facebook who has all her movies in this weird little shrine. I thought we agreed you weren't going to post about Willo any more.
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| Pikester Worthing 05 Jul 17 3.45pm |
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A pair of boots and a bit of cleavage - she's already on the 'maybe' list. I would insist on her getting all the tattoos changed to a picture of me first though.
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