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Make sure you wear a condom if you're having a hand job - as Tesco are offering to help with
Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season? |
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Mmmmm might go up to my local branch and get to$$ed off before work.
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Quote Old Chap at 16 Dec 2015 9.30am
Make sure you wear a condom if you're having a hand job - as Tesco are offering to help with I guffawed at this LOL ! I'm a bit "Long in the tooth" - Do they still call condoms "Rubber Johnnys" ? PS : Just long in the TOOTH !!!! LOL
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Quote Willo at 16 Dec 2015 10.48am
Quote Old Chap at 16 Dec 2015 9.30am
Make sure you wear a condom if you're having a hand job - as Tesco are offering to help with I guffawed at this LOL ! I'm a bit "Long in the tooth" - Do they still call condoms "Rubber Johnnys" ? PS : Just long in the TOOTH !!!! LOL
interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" |
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Think they were 3/6d when I bought my first "packet of three". The most embarrassing moment of my life !
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Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 16 Dec 2015 1.16pm
Quote Willo at 16 Dec 2015 10.48am
Quote Old Chap at 16 Dec 2015 9.30am
Make sure you wear a condom if you're having a hand job - as Tesco are offering to help with I guffawed at this LOL ! I'm a bit "Long in the tooth" - Do they still call condoms "Rubber Johnnys" ? PS : Just long in the TOOTH !!!! LOL
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They always came with a "free Comb" in my day.. You were too embarrased just to go in for a packet of 3. The "knowing chemist" would alway ask "anything else sir?, hovering over the display shelf... Quote nobody at 17 Dec 2015 3.51pm
Think they were 3/6d when I bought my first "packet of three". The most embarrassing moment of my life !
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When you get somewhat "Long in the tooth" the best form of birth control is nudity.
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Quote nobody at 17 Dec 2015 3.51pm
Think they were 3/6d when I bought my first "packet of three". The most embarrassing moment of my life !
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