Carrying a clipboard is not an image you really want to aspire to. When you do or have to it's probably better to make a joke of it than think it's particularly impressive.

People with clipboards are usually to avoid. Pests I tell you.

COYP

A large capacity waste bin, square not circular so it fits in a corner, solid sides not lattice work so idiots can throw half empty coffees in it and heavy so a it doesn't fall over in a gentle breeze.
What I've actually got is small, round, full of holes and as light as a feather....

Winning isn't everything. Without the defeats we would not value the victories. Still, it's a shame we can't play Chelsea every week.

They the ones with 2 sheets of a4 plastic stuck together on 2 edges so the other 2 are open to just shove the stuff in for that category in the order it arrived or was dealt with? Those are good. Those and box files for being organised but not obsessed. Better for the soul.

Lever arch files suck balls. They're not for the home.

COYP

With you on that one - especially a big linty bit on one of the rollers.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.