True this, if you like Golf.
Albufeira is brill ideal for kids(don't leave them alone if you go to a restaurant) low prices great beaches AND 10min drive/taxi you get SCOOBYS in Gale (Simon Scoble runs it & is a massive Palace fan). Its designed for kids while adults can relax round pool great restaurant on-site & reasonably priced drinks all round.

Christ I sound like his advertising agent

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

asides my Bognor comment, Portugal is a mixed bag depending on what you require.
I also found the greek isle of Thassos beautiful in places.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.