no disrespect intended but I'd prefer someone who could score goals regularly before we start diversifying.

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players s*xuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-s*xual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game.

Give one the number 1 jersey. And the other bloke number 12.

That way it'd be perfectly acceptable to say 'look son, he's one. And he's one too'.

Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. I'm here all week.

When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep.
Not screaming and terrified.
Like his passengers.

QPR? Maybe Arsenal? Both potentially gayer rather than cooler names. Anyway, we're definitely up there, so to speak.

BRIGHTON! (nobody had mentioned them in two pages so I thought I'd be the first)

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Really!

and now Fred Davis will try for the pink, for those watching in black n white its just behind the green..........