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Quote EagleRider at 16 Jan 2014 2.40pm

Quote skj at 16 Jan 2014 2.39pm

We need a gay player as much as we need another ball boy.

to be fair, gay player could prove to be quite good with balls!


And have excellent dribbling skills.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 16 Jan 14 2.43pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.43pm

Queer Park Rangers

A more erudite humorist might have settled on: Queen's Park Rangers.

 


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Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players s*xuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-s*xual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game.

Actually choked on my drink reading this...

 

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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 16 Jan 14 2.56pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

I'd be surprised if BSC Young Boys don't have any gay players, especially as they play in the town of W*nkdorf.

Seriously though, I'd have no problem if we had an openly gay player. The HF would hopefully stop singing stuff like the frankly rubbish "Will Young" song and change some of the words of the "We scored 3..." chant, which would be a blessed relief in itself.

 


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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 16 Jan 14 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Outstanding idea. Might I suggest taking the idea a step further and commemorating their signing by renaming one of the bars 'Blue Oyster'?

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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Quote Canterbury Palace at 16 Jan 2014 3.07pm

Outstanding idea. Might I suggest taking the idea a step further and commemorating their signing by renaming one of the bars 'Blue Oyster'?


Had to look that one up.

But surely Red and Blue Oyster Bar

 

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Quote BigTimeCharlie at 16 Jan 2014 2.55pm

Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players s*xuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-s*xual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game.

Actually choked on my drink reading this...


:-D

 




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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 16 Jan 14 3.14pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 3.10pm

Quote Canterbury Palace at 16 Jan 2014 3.07pm

Outstanding idea. Might I suggest taking the idea a step further and commemorating their signing by renaming one of the bars 'Blue Oyster'?


Had to look that one up.

But surely Red and Blue Oyster Bar

I think we have a winner.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 12.43pm

I was thinking how cool it would be to have the first openly gay Prem League footballer. Maybe even two.


Really cool?

I think you need to change the title of the thread. I cannot see we 'NEED' a gay player. For a start you need to know who the gay players are. There are places you can find gay players, maybe try introducing yourself with your thread title.

 


COYP

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Hoof Hearted 16 Jan 14 3.34pm

If possible we should go for a gay ginger black muslim disabled player with learning difficulties.

 

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Quote Rudi Hedman at 16 Jan 2014 3.27pm

Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 12.43pm

I was thinking how cool it would be to have the first openly gay Prem League footballer. Maybe even two.


Really cool?

I think you need to change the title of the thread. I cannot see we 'NEED' a gay player. For a start you need to know who the gay players are. There are places you can find gay players, maybe try introducing yourself with your thread title.


Yeah i expect the first openly gay bloke to play for Palace will think all the s*** he's going to take is really "cool"

 


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View Leicestershireeagle's Profile Leicestershireeagle Flag South Leicestershire 16 Jan 14 3.57pm Send a Private Message to Leicestershireeagle Add Leicestershireeagle as a friend

As someone has already said, we supposedly already have a gay player in our first team.

 


RED AND BLUE ARMY!

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