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Are you good enough to get to Heaven?: [Link] Is hell real?: [Link] The truth: [Link]
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No No No it isn't
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I'm a great person and don't care what you lot think. In fact, I'm f***ing amazing
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Quote steph_eagle at 07 Feb 2015 4.56am
I'm a great person and don't care what you lot think. In fact, I'm f***ing amazing
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The kingdom of heaven is within you... So yeah on a gd day it feels like im in heaven. on a bad day it is I think people are arguing amongst themselves over the truth and have been for a while. Im sure we on the hol are beyond all that tho.
Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping. Hubert Reeves |
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Well if this so called god guy is in heaven, then no thank you very much! looks like a night by the fire for me? Been good this year so far, so maybe a few extra logs on the fire?
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no no no.
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The picture of Heaven painted by the clergy sounds very boring and all the churchgoers (June and Kenneth my next door neighbours)) will be there.
Fcuk that... Hell will probably be rocking with Led Zep & AC/DC... Thatchers Gold on tap, Hot Snatch, Poker, Roulette... Kebabs, Pizza, Black Forest Gateau..... I know where I'd rather be!
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Some of this is gold: "Hitler's name wasn't even despised enough to be used as a curse word"
"The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity.” Stewart Lee |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 07 Feb 2015 9.55am
The picture of Heaven painted by the clergy sounds very boring and all the churchgoers (June and Kenneth my next door neighbours)) will be there.
Fcuk that... Hell will probably be rocking with Led Zep & AC/DC... Thatchers Gold on tap, Hot Snatch, Poker, Roulette... Kebabs, Pizza, Black Forest Gateau..... I know where I'd rather be!
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Thought I'd be safe on the "thou shalt not murder" one, but as it turns out they've broadened it out to "thou who hates his brother is a murderer". Good thing I like my brother.
"The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity.” Stewart Lee |
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Apparently God letting you off the hook because he's nice is equivalent to a judge letting off a rapist. Every day you learn something new.
"The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity.” Stewart Lee |
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