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Qwijibo Bournemouth 02 Jul 15 12.59pm
[Link] What just happened? [Link] Plot just doesn't stand up to any degree of scrutiny.
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Bournemouth 02 Jul 15 12.59pm

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What just happened?

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Plot just doesn't stand up to any degree of scrutiny.

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Hoof Hearted 02 Jul 15 2.19pm
The worst of all was Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98. The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen. Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a $1M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over $50M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.
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Hoof Hearted 02 Jul 15 2.19pm

The worst of all was Independence Day.

Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98.

The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen.

Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a $1M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over $50M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.

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jason7 croydon 02 Jul 15 2.23pm
Tom Cruise in the opening scenes of War of the worlds.Just how does he not get killed.
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croydon 02 Jul 15 2.23pm

Tom Cruise in the opening scenes of War of the worlds.Just how does he not get killed.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 02 Jul 15 3.11pm
I actually quite enjoyed the bulk of Prometheus but when that Charlie with a Z bird decided to sprint along the path of the rolling ship instead of to one of the sides it didn't half wind me up Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 02 Jul 15 3.11pm

I actually quite enjoyed the bulk of Prometheus but when that Charlie with a Z bird decided to sprint along the path of the rolling ship instead of to one of the sides it didn't half wind me up

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

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thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 02 Jul 15 3.12pm
pearl harbour - lot of the scenes are crap but the end when they glide a b25 bomber into a position where they can shoot one of them pesky japs is total rubbish Sometimes I set out for Ludlow Sometimes I end up in Chepstow
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pearl harbour - lot of the scenes are crap but the end when they glide a b25 bomber into a position where they can shoot one of them pesky japs is total rubbish

Sometimes I set out for Ludlow
Sometimes I end up in Chepstow

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jamiemartin721 Reading 02 Jul 15 4.06pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm The worst of all was Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98. The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen. Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment. Contender for s**tist film of al time. That fireball is so huge that even if it didn't fill the space and incinerate Smith et al, it would have created a vacuum that suffocated them. Windows 98 you could barely get it to work with applications that were Windows 98 compatible.... "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm

The worst of all was Independence Day.

Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98.

The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen.

Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.

Contender for s**tist film of al time. That fireball is so huge that even if it didn't fill the space and incinerate Smith et al, it would have created a vacuum that suffocated them.

Windows 98 you could barely get it to work with applications that were Windows 98 compatible....

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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lankygit Lincoln 02 Jul 15 7.22pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm The worst of all was Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98. The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen. Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment. Not to mention the alien ship. Made by, and for, reptile like beings with 3 or 4 foot long tails, that have seats made just right for a human. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm

The worst of all was Independence Day.

Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98.

The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen.

Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.

Not to mention the alien ship. Made by, and for, reptile like beings with 3 or 4 foot long tails, that have seats made just right for a human.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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JL85 London,SE9 02 Jul 15 7.48pm
I love the Nolan Batman trilogy, but, the 2nd fight scene between Bane and Batman, where the police are fist fighting Bane's goons in the background is just outrageous. Watch it again to see jst how fake some of the fighting is: [Link] Particulalry the female copper to Bane's right at 0:29 and the copper to Bane's left as he climbs the steps. Edited by JL85 (02 Jul 2015 7.49pm)
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London,SE9 02 Jul 15 7.48pm

I love the Nolan Batman trilogy, but, the 2nd fight scene between Bane and Batman, where the police are fist fighting Bane's goons in the background is just outrageous.

Watch it again to see jst how fake some of the fighting is:

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Particulalry the female copper to Bane's right at 0:29 and the copper to Bane's left as he climbs the steps.

Edited by JL85 (02 Jul 2015 7.49pm)

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Jul 15 8.00pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm The worst of all was Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98. The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen. Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment. its just pulp, unc. like hammer horror. the s***e is part of the fun. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm

The worst of all was Independence Day.

Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98.

The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen.

Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.

its just pulp, unc.
like hammer horror.
the s***e is part of the fun.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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barryv high wycombe 02 Jul 15 8.25pm
Going back a few years so some of the younger ones won't remember but this remains my all time cringeworthy scene ever. Four Weddings and a funeral when Hugh Grant walks out of his wedding and the American turns up at his door 'Is it raining, I hadn't noticed' the worst line and acting ever! Other girls may try to take me away, But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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high wycombe 02 Jul 15 8.25pm

Going back a few years so some of the younger ones won't remember but this remains my all time cringeworthy scene ever. Four Weddings and a funeral when Hugh Grant walks out of his wedding and the American turns up at his door 'Is it raining, I hadn't noticed' the worst line and acting ever!

Other girls may try to take me away,
But you know, it's by your side I will stay

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Stirlingsays 02 Jul 15 8.51pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 02 Jul 2015 4.06pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm The worst of all was Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98. The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen. Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment. Contender for stist film of al time. That fireball is so huge that even if it didn't fill the space and incinerate Smith et al, it would have created a vacuum that suffocated them. Windows 98 you could barely get it to work with applications that were Windows 98 compatible.... So seconded.....This film has always super annoyed the s* out of me. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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02 Jul 15 8.51pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 02 Jul 2015 4.06pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 02 Jul 2015 2.19pm

The worst of all was Independence Day.

Jeff Goldblum miraculously hacks into the Aliens computer systems on-board their aircraft.... unbelievably it was Windows 98.

The same film Will Simth's wife kids and dog escape a fire ball by hiding in a small recess... on this occasion the fire ball keeps to a straight line rather than finding oxygen.

Speed - what a joke.... Keanu Reeves refuses to pay a M dollar ransom on a building, yet causes over M of damage to the City's other buildings, Bus company, police vehicles, etc avoiding payment.

Contender for s**tist film of al time. That fireball is so huge that even if it didn't fill the space and incinerate Smith et al, it would have created a vacuum that suffocated them.

Windows 98 you could barely get it to work with applications that were Windows 98 compatible....

So seconded.....This film has always super annoyed the s*** out of me.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 02 Jul 15 10.37pm
Quote JL85 at 02 Jul 2015 7.48pm I love the Nolan Batman trilogy, but, the 2nd fight scene between Bane and Batman, where the police are fist fighting Bane's goons in the background is just outrageous. Watch it again to see jst how fake some of the fighting is: [Link] Particulalry the female copper to Bane's right at 0:29 and the copper to Bane's left as he climbs the steps. Edited by JL85 (02 Jul 2015 7.49pm) That whole film was a huge waste of a lot of money. "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Quote JL85 at 02 Jul 2015 7.48pm

I love the Nolan Batman trilogy, but, the 2nd fight scene between Bane and Batman, where the police are fist fighting Bane's goons in the background is just outrageous.

Watch it again to see jst how fake some of the fighting is:

[Link]

Particulalry the female copper to Bane's right at 0:29 and the copper to Bane's left as he climbs the steps.

Edited by JL85 (02 Jul 2015 7.49pm)

That whole film was a huge waste of a lot of money.

"IS HE!!?"

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