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matthau Flag South Croydon 03 Aug 15 2.00am Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

what would you do if you came home early to find your idol scoring in a hatrick of positions with your loved one?


picture it...you come home from the cherry trees pissed.
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..10pm. ..cheering drunk 'eagles eagles' thru the front door...excited to watch MOTD but then you hear screeching...thumping from upstairs....you silently walk up and peer thru the door to see Julian speroni woth his GK gloves on giving it doggy?

or cabaye making L'Amour slowly uttering french poetry as she cries tears of ecstacy...


WHAT DO YOU DO?


 
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AussiePalace Flag Melbourne, Australia 03 Aug 15 3.28am Send a Private Message to AussiePalace Add AussiePalace as a friend

Quote matthau at 03 Aug 2015 2.00am

what would you do if you came home early to find your idol scoring in a hatrick of positions with your loved one?


picture it...you come home from the cherry trees pissed.
.
..10pm. ..cheering drunk 'eagles eagles' thru the front door...excited to watch MOTD but then you hear screeching...thumping from upstairs....you silently walk up and peer thru the door to see Julian speroni woth his GK gloves on giving it doggy?

or cabaye making L'Amour slowly uttering french poetry as she cries tears of ecstacy...


WHAT DO YOU DO?


Log onto here and ask everyone what they thought I should do....

 

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rednblueblood 03 Aug 15 7.35am Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Realise I'm in the wrong house and leave......have you seen my missus......bulldog chewing a wasp!

 

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oghash Flag 03 Aug 15 7.52am Send a Private Message to oghash Add oghash as a friend

If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring!

 

Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature.

The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace.
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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 03 Aug 15 8.00am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote rednblueblood at 03 Aug 2015 7.35am

Realise I'm in the wrong house and leave......have you seen my missus......bulldog chewing a wasp!


 
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collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 03 Aug 15 8.26am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Ask for an autograph

 
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johnny the eagle Flag wivenhoe 03 Aug 15 8.56am Send a Private Message to johnny the eagle Add johnny the eagle as a friend

Every other fecker sh@gged my ex old woman, why would one more make any difference.

 

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BarEagle Flag Monmouth 03 Aug 15 9.01am Send a Private Message to BarEagle Add BarEagle as a friend

If it was AP's old woman it would be something like...

"...Now see how you fecking like it!"

 
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Part Time James Flag 03 Aug 15 10.15am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

If it was Jason Puncheon I'd say nothing. If I did he'd probably tell me to "f**k off, I'm eating".

 
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LABoxers Flag Wallington 03 Aug 15 10.38am Send a Private Message to LABoxers Add LABoxers as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 03 Aug 2015 10.15am

If it was Jason Puncheon I'd say nothing. If I did he'd probably tell me to "f**k off, I'm eating".

Yeah don't disturb Punch while he is eating out.

 
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Part Time James Flag 03 Aug 15 10.40am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote LABoxers at 03 Aug 2015 10.38am

Quote Part Time James at 03 Aug 2015 10.15am

If it was Jason Puncheon I'd say nothing. If I did he'd probably tell me to "f**k off, I'm eating".

Yeah don't disturb Punch while he is eating out.


Especially if he's lined up the chocolate pudding for afters.

 
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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 03 Aug 15 6.01pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Sounds like a Self Righteous Brothers scenario.

I'd say 'oi, Puncheon...... No!!!!'

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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