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 matt_himself  Matataland 15 Mar 16 6.46am |
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"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Hoof Hearted 15 Mar 16 9.17am | |
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Two things amuse me about that link Matt.... Firstly the opening photograph is not of Sutton, but is actually Carshalton Ponds.... I should know... my brother threw me in there on my Stag Night after a good sesh at The Greyhound. Secondly, I frickin lurve the Fake Taxi videos... they are epic! The fact that it is filmed in Sutton just amuses me totally... I'll bet that most of the cabbies "punters" are local sluts (from Slutton). Good work Mathew!
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| sxp55 South Norwood 15 Mar 16 10.00am |
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made my day this.
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Kermit8  Hevon 15 Mar 16 10.06am |
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Originally posted by sxp55
made my day this. Where did he pick you up?
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| Green Giant I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 15 Mar 16 10.09am |
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People will have sex anywhere these days.
South East London Born And Bred. |
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 becky over the moon 15 Mar 16 10.21am |
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Originally posted by Green Giant
People will have sex anywhere these days. You say that like it's a bad thing......
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| Green Giant I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 15 Mar 16 10.23am |
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Originally posted by becky
You say that like it's a bad thing...... Even in Sutton?
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| Hoof Hearted 15 Mar 16 11.32am | |
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Originally posted by sxp55
made my day this. ARe you "Blakey" from On The Buses? "Get that taxi out of here Butler, and give that slut a pearl necklace!" I lived in Sutton/Carshalton for 28 years... I never knew that all I had to do was get a taxi and drive round the manor and pick up a local lass to get a BJ, do a bit of tea-bagging etc in St Nicholas Car Park? It's old school here in Bristol.... tarts hanging around street corners or lap dancing clubs.
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| matt_himself Matataland 15 Mar 16 6.58pm |
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I think it would be great if the Crystals agreed to do a Fake Taxi. I really would.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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coulsdoneagle  London 15 Mar 16 7.01pm |
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Bollocks. This came up in a pub quiz yesterday. Where has recently been described as Pirn Hollywood in London. I said Camden at a guess.
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| Sportyteacher London 15 Mar 16 7.33pm |
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Sutton's claim to fame! One for the local residents & Tourist Board to adopt and feel pride for? If so, then watch those house prices and retail visitors fall like a stone unless you're a neanderthal dragging your knuckles on the ground...
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| Hoof Hearted 16 Mar 16 8.59am | |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I think it would be great if the Crystals agreed to do a Fake Taxi. I really would. There are female fake taxis now Matt... I watched one yesterday a mate forwarded to me... bloke was going to Coulsdon.... cabbie was pure filth and a stunna.... her banter with the bloke was hilarious.
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