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 mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Dec 16 2.50am |
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The gf and I are arguing about the end of this common ditty... let's have your suggestions and ideas on this, Mine ends "if a copper comes along take them off and put them on" hers doesn't, so any alternative endings?
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Blue'n'red  Field of Chels (Orpington) 01 Dec 16 4.34am |
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Quick Google reveals this ... [Link]
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| Flightsequence 01 Dec 16 6.25am |
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
The gf and I are arguing about the end of this common ditty... let's have your suggestions and ideas on this, Mine ends "if a copper comes along take them off and put them on" hers doesn't, so any alternative endings? From my days, the ditty finished 'If a copper comes along, hurry up and put them on'
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 becky over the moon 01 Dec 16 8.42am |
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Originally posted by Flightsequence
From my days, the ditty finished 'If a copper comes along, hurry up and put them on' Yup! That's the one I was brought up with too....
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| mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Dec 16 1.25pm |
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The gf's ending is "ask him in to try them on" which I quite like
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 16 1.44pm |
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In the same vein... My friend Billy has a ten foot willy
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| elgrande bedford 01 Dec 16 2.58pm |
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Hang her knickers on the line...
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 01 Dec 16 9.06pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
In the same vein... My friend Billy has a ten foot willy I was roundly lambasted by the ex Mrs Funt for teaching this to a 3 year old Funt junior.
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 02 Dec 16 6.50pm |
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Milk milk
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| rednblueblood 03 Dec 16 7.05am |
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Originally posted by Seth
Milk milk Round the corner
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| Hoof Hearted 03 Dec 16 11.12am | |
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Originally posted by rednblueblood
Round the corner Agree it scans better. Love that little ditty though Seth. Good to see you posting Darth Eagle!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 03 Dec 16 3.11pm |
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What's the time The Falls Road variant.
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