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Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe. Anyone else feel like that sometimes? Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm)
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe. Anyone else feel like that sometimes? Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm) Baffling creatures. You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live with ‘em.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Baffling creatures. You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live with ‘em. They haven't done badly for a rib.
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At least Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law to deal with.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
At least Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law to deal with. Na, just a talking snake and a load of granny smiths.
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Na, just a talking snake and a load of granny smiths. not to be confused with cox, and Stirling I too feel like Ursula Andres in a loin cloth trying to grapple with the ungraspable when reading some of your posts, and I'm not a woman
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Too grown up for most of us.
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the best conversations I have had with women , go along the lines of : FH: "How much for suck and fcvk ?" Lady : "fifty Euros for 30 minutes"
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe. Anyone else feel like that sometimes? Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm)
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
not to be confused with cox, and Stirling I too feel like Ursula Andres in a loin cloth trying to grapple with the ungraspable when reading some of your posts, and I'm not a woman Yeah, but come on ex....you know you want to be.
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Originally posted by cryrst
Too grown up for most of us. Does that mean the longer your missile the brainer?
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
the best conversations I have had with women , go along the lines of : FH: "How much for suck and fcvk ?" Lady : "fifty Euros for 30 minutes"
Isn't that a Romanian marriage vow?
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