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Also, does w@nking really make you go blind? Just two of many questions I have.
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“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn |
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If you do the business well any girl or woman will be grateful. Sadly, these days so many of them keep you at more than arms length. There was a lovely comment televised yesterday illustrating changing times. A lady was asked about her WW2 service (as one of five ladies). How did you manage being one of five with so many men? I had some of them. Beautiful.
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They used to be grateful. These days they all have too much of a sense of entitlement.
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Depends what you mean by 'fat', really. Someone like Gemma Collins (grotesque)? Or Lauren Goodger (also grotesque)? And would you, with either of them?
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Depends what you mean by 'fat', really. Someone like Gemma Collins (grotesque)? Or Lauren Goodger (also grotesque)? And would you, with either of them? I know what you mean, Kelly Brook isn’t exactly stick thin, she’s quite big these days, but she proves you can be big and still gorgeous.
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'Desperate' might be another description of ladies with fuller figures. If that were their mindset, then they must consider you (a potential target) of very low aesthetic value. I have found women of fuller figures to be clingy and less careful with pregnancy protection.
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I've taken a woman to Palace on five different occasions (I thought it was six but my alzheimers might be kicking in), all of whom, and there ware three of them, beheld different above average degrees of corpulence, the ladies in question were mum 0-0 v Wolves 80-81 Div 1 P 5 W 0 D 2 L3 F 0 A 4 Pts 2 that's no wins and no goals in 5 games is this significant?
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I've taken a woman to Palace on five different occasions (I thought it was six but my alzheimers might be kicking in), all of whom, and there ware three of them, beheld different above average degrees of corpulence, the ladies in question were mum 0-0 v Wolves 80-81 Div 1 P 5 W 0 D 2 L3 F 0 A 4 Pts 2 that's no wins and no goals in 5 games is this significant? Lol.
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Encouraging correct answer is no. All of us will be grateful for a win, their having the same attitude towards results is a good suitability check.
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I've taken a woman to Palace on five different occasions (I thought it was six but my alzheimers might be kicking in), all of whom, and there ware three of them, beheld different above average degrees of corpulence, the ladies in question were mum 0-0 v Wolves 80-81 Div 1 P 5 W 0 D 2 L3 F 0 A 4 Pts 2 that's no wins and no goals in 5 games is this significant? I took my mrs once in our early days and she moaned after the game that ‘all you and your mates did was talk about football’
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Originally posted by Laszlo Panaflex
They used to be grateful. These days they all have too much of a sense of entitlement. now its yourself that needs to be grateful. Follow the link to see why
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