I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems...

Ode to Bill Wyman.

You played the bass in a style so dandy,
you f***ed a tart,
her name was Mandy,
you broke her heart,
you broke her hymen,
all I can say, is why oh,
Wyman

Ode to Mick Jagger.

You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane,
and you can always get what you want.

Ode to Brian Jones.

Brian Jones,
stupid fool,
you died,
in a swimming pool.

Michael Jackson

Oh Bubbles,
I got troubles
I wanted to be bad
but they all think I'm sad
It went downhill after Thriller
Every album was a minger
I felt forlorn
So I reached for the kiddieporn
I wish I had Macauley
but his ringpiece is poorly
so tonight it's you, don't looked so scared
my plastic surgeon says your arse can be repaired

Edited by fubar (14 Sep 2008 7:25pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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brilliant.

it's grandma's party, so say you,
paul nicholas,
but's that no f*cking excuse for her to get coked up,
and prance around,
all knickerless

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Kate Bush, Kate Bush,
I love you still,
I loved you running up that hill,
These days you look like a hound of love,
But I'd still give your bush a shove,
And I'd make sceptics understand,
That one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand.

William Shakesperyr

Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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kate nash, kate nash.
you musics about as funny as a car crash.

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

Cliff
What's the diff?
If you are gay,
Just say.

I'm not being a nosy parker,
But nobody believes you shagged Sue Barker.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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