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rednblueblood 10 Jul 14 2.34pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

My therapist diagnosed me with being a compulsive liar. Then she sucked my cock.

 

In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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Pete53 Flag Hassocks 18 Jul 14 11.32pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

 
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rednblueblood 19 Jul 14 11.57pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

What's white and stands in a field?


A fridge.

 

In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 23 Jul 14 8.14pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

What do you call a black man flying a plane

A pilot ( you racist b******s)

 

In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 27 Jul 14 9.23pm Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

A Photon books into an Hotel.
The receptionists asks if he has any luggage.
" Oh,no" he replies, "I'm travelling light".

 

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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.58am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

 
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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.59am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

 
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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.59am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

What's stucco?
What happens when you step in bubblegummo.

 
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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.59am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

 
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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.59am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

 
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smudge17 Flag 29 Jul 14 11.59am Send a Private Message to smudge17 Add smudge17 as a friend

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.

 
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What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
Kara-tea.

 
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