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About as funny as getting crabs & the clap at the same time!

That's just the ramblings of a madman

The Blond and the Dynamite...

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her,That's 100 lbs.. of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
'"What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her...
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that..

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

Please wake me up when a real joke is told.

Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know.

do you remember the good ol' days when Piper just used to post very dubious transfer information? He/it was clearly a bit delusional then but now it seems he's gone proper mental/suspect racist...

I blame that bitch St Patrick.

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"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

Epic Puns...

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

It's almost impossible to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

The alpine skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A bicycle cannot stand on its own because it is two-tired.

The cannibal's cookbook, titled "How To Better Serve Your Fellow Man", was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.

I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Cartoonist found dead in home; details are sketchy.

The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

If you fail to pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal chords - they can't possibly croak.

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool...