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Piper BROMLEY 01 Sep 11 1.11pm
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BROMLEY 01 Sep 11 1.11pm

Marriage Guidance!

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Kermit8 Hevon 01 Sep 11 5.55pm
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Piper BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 1.43pm
Insults from the past... "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop. "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
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BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 1.43pm

Insults from the past...

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 1.57pm
"These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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"These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Kermit8 Hevon 03 Sep 11 3.53pm
An improvement though. No haranguing. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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An improvement though. No haranguing.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 4.08pm
If we don't harrangue, will they stop ? "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 4.08pm

If we don't harrangue, will they stop ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Piper BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 4.53pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 1.57pm "These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick I hope the day will come, when you will understand these sayings...
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BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 4.53pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 1.57pm

"These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick

I hope the day will come, when you will understand these sayings...

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 03 Sep 11 5.08pm
Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm Insults from the past... "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop. "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh?
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Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm

Insults from the past...

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh?

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Piper BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 5.45pm
Quote Southampton_Eagle at 03 Sep 2011 5.08pm Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm Insults from the past... "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop. "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh? ------------------------------------------------------------ Yes, FH might be dull. I would not call him dull, - may be orientated in a different way!
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BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 5.45pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 03 Sep 2011 5.08pm

Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm

Insults from the past...

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh?

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Yes, FH might be dull. I would not call him dull, - may be orientated in a different way!

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 6.39pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Piper BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 7.57pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 6.39pm Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha BRILLIANT! I always admire people who can laugh at themselves.
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BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 7.57pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 6.39pm

BRILLIANT! I always admire people who can laugh at themselves.

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St Patrick Wimbledon 04 Sep 11 5.11pm
The Four Nuns. Four nuns are killed in a car accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. They line up in front of St Peter. The first nun says ‘St Peter, I once saw a man's p**. May I still enter?’ St Peter replies ‘Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.’ The second nun says ‘St Peter, I once touched a man's p**. May I still enter?’ St Peter replies ‘Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.’ St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. ‘What is going on?’ he asks the fourth nun. ‘I'm trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out, before she sticks her arse in the font.’
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Wimbledon 04 Sep 11 5.11pm

The Four Nuns.

Four nuns are killed in a car accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates.

They line up in front of St Peter.

The first nun says ‘St Peter, I once saw a man's p****. May I still enter?’
St Peter replies ‘Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.’

The second nun says ‘St Peter, I once touched a man's p****. May I still enter?’
St Peter replies ‘Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.’

St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns.

The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun.

‘What is going on?’ he asks the fourth nun.

‘I'm trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out, before she sticks her arse in the font.’

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