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what is paul dickov's middle name? My.. =]
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe. Roberto
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What do you call a girl who lives in a valley ? What do you throw to a drowning muslim ??
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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"Waiter, Id like 2 steak and kiddly pies please." "Dont you mean steak and kidney?" "Thats what I said diddle I"
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What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? Nice tits.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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How do you stop a Cambodian from drowning? Throw him a polo.
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Why are there so many Patels in the phone book?
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I had a Bob Marley doughnut earlier!! It had Jammin'
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Quote monkey at 22 May 2008 5:11pm
I had a Bob Marley doughnut earlier!! It had Jammin' I bought an HP Laserjet Printer off Bob Marley. It was rubbish.
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When God sneezes what do you say to him ???
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Good news: The austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty!
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