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View palaceeagles's Profile palaceeagles Flag london 21 May 08 5.02pm Send a Private Message to palaceeagles Add palaceeagles as a friend

what is paul dickov's middle name?

My..

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 May 08 5.05pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe.

Roberto

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View eagleeye's Profile eagleeye Flag The dark side 21 May 08 8.11pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

What do you call a girl who lives in a valley ?
Dale

What do you throw to a drowning muslim ??
His wife and kids

 


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View p.p.palace's Profile p.p.palace Flag gt.yarmouth 22 May 08 12.21am Send a Private Message to p.p.palace Add p.p.palace as a friend

"Waiter, Id like 2 steak and kiddly pies please."

"Dont you mean steak and kidney?"

"Thats what I said diddle I"

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 22 May 08 11.54am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nice tits.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 22 May 08 1.28pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View Dazzling's Profile Dazzling Flag Sutton 22 May 08 1.47pm Send a Private Message to Dazzling Add Dazzling as a friend

How do you stop a Cambodian from drowning?

Throw him a polo.

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 22 May 08 1.49pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

Why are there so many Patels in the phone book?
They all have phones.

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 22 May 08 5.11pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I had a Bob Marley doughnut earlier!!

It had Jammin'

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 22 May 08 5.21pm

Quote monkey at 22 May 2008 5:11pm

I had a Bob Marley doughnut earlier!!

It had Jammin'

I bought an HP Laserjet Printer off Bob Marley.

It was rubbish.


 


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View eagleeye's Profile eagleeye Flag The dark side 23 May 08 12.51am Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

When God sneezes what do you say to him ???

 


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View Palace Passion's Profile Palace Passion Flag Bromley, South London 23 May 08 2.26am Send a Private Message to Palace Passion Add Palace Passion as a friend

Good news: The austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty!
Bad news: John Terry is going to take it!

 


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