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 Kermit8  Hevon 30 Mar 17 9.59pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility. One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon! Mehhh. You must be kidding.
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Willo  South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 10.04pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Mehhh. You must be kidding. Lol! True story I can assure you.
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 30 Mar 17 10.06pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility. One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon! What's your brother called, Bruceo?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 10.14pm |
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Originally posted by hedgehog50
What's your brother called, Bruceo? Aussies call him "Jonno". They put an "O" after several words, for instance they call a garbage collector a "Garbo" and I know a chap named "Hudson" whom they call " Huddo". Maybe they call an 'Online Dating' website an "Onno" ? Edited by Willo (30 Mar 2017 10.16pm)
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 steph_eagle Thornton Heath 31 Mar 17 7.29am |
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Surely 50 is a bit too young for you Jamie
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| Midlands Eagle 31 Mar 17 7.52am |
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Originally posted by steph_eagle
Surely 50 is a bit too young for you Jamie They say that you're only as young as the girl you feel
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| matt_himself Matataland 31 Mar 17 8.01am |
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Originally posted by Ginger Pubic Wig
Go in the date and find out exactly why the weird behaviour and report back. Where is your sense of curiosity dammit? Then the committee members on this thread (I'm not on it but aspire to be one day) can advise next steps. No fornication with this one though until there's clarification on the weird behaviour. Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 31 Mar 17 9.19am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
They say that you're only as young as the girl you feel Yet Jimmy Savile died of old age?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 31 Mar 17 9.20am |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
A hammer is not a sex toy, Jamie. It is for me...
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 31 Mar 17 9.21am |
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Originally posted by legaleagle
I've been out with several over the years...like Jamie says,well educated,generally v attractive, "deep",loyal...though also pretty "crazy"! Would do a lot for you though might wreak physical harm on you if you cheat! But morals wise, certainly no worse than UK women (generalising,and,remember, not as if no "domestic" gold diggers around..) and thinking of them all as being after dosh is like saying all Brits moan and are snooty, or all asylum seekers are spongers... Edited by legaleagle (30 Mar 2017 8.02pm) Crazy is good, their is a fierceness to many Eastern European women that's just beautiful. I like a tempest more than a temptress.
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| legaleagle 31 Mar 17 9.21am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
It is for me... So, you are a "knock out" with women?
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 31 Mar 17 9.33am |
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Originally posted by Willo
My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility. One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon! Are they going to live in Ramsey Street?
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 31 Mar 17 11.20am |
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They could open their own panamanian petting zoo.. ey James!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 31 Mar 17 2.43pm |
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Originally posted by legaleagle
So, you are a "knock out" with women? I've been known to bang their brains out.
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| Part Time James 31 Mar 17 3.19pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
They could open their own panamanian petting zoo.. ey James! Are you flirting?
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| Ginger Pubic Wig Wickham de L'Ouest 31 Mar 17 3.23pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered. Great now I've got 'what is a Bombay Roll' in my Google search history. Uncle Google knew me well. It was the 3rd auto complete option once I'd typed 'what is a bombay '
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 31 Mar 17 3.49pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Aussies call him "Jonno". They put an "O" after several words, for instance they call a garbage collector a "Garbo" and I know a chap named "Hudson" whom they call " Huddo". Maybe they call an 'Online Dating' website an "Onno" ? Edited by Willo (30 Mar 2017 10.16pm) Yoko Ono must present them a problem
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| elgrande bedford 31 Mar 17 4.03pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered. We used to call it a "pearl necklace".
always a Norwood boy, where ever I live. |
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