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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.38pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

No, I'd be worried I'd wake up with my trousers missing!

Liar

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.39pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

Lol no I saw a photo on Dels Facebook

Oh yes we all look like smurfs with blue faces.

 


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View steph_eagle's Profile steph_eagle Flag Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.39pm Send a Private Message to steph_eagle Add steph_eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I used to have a male who certainly didn't like paying his own way and his girlfriend used to end up buying most of the drinks.When she was in his flat and wanted to use the landline (No mobiles in those days), he used to ask her to put 10p in the jar ! They ended up getting married but I heard a long while ago that they were no longer together.

I'm not surprised they aren't.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 2.39pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I used to have a male who certainly didn't like paying his own way and his girlfriend used to end up buying most of the drinks.When she was in his flat and wanted to use the landline (No mobiles in those days), he used to ask her to put 10p in the jar ! They ended up getting married but I heard a long while ago that they were no longer together.

Did she get her 10p back?

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.39pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

"There are three ways you can tell a man is good in bed, 1) He is forgetful.....hang on.....I can't remember the other two". A classic and guaranteed to have a girl dripping like she's crushing a bath sponge with her thighs.

Actually, no idea really. I've only ever met women via the internet. I don't expect that's a particularly startling revelation given my somewhat autistic approach to real life social interaction.

Or as an old friend (Now sadly deceased) used to say "She was as wet as an otter's pocket".

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 2.40pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Or as an old friend (Now sadly deceased) used to say "She was as wet as an otter's pocket".

That was the name of this year's Viz Annual I believe.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Did she get her 10p back?

LOL !

He used to take all the change from that jar into a pub, lay it on the bar and buy a drink with it (On the few occasions he bought one for himself). He had a good job, was earning good money and had a lovely flat in Chislehurst.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

The bank statement was in an envelope and she opened the envelope took it out, looked and put it back.. That's out of order. Still can't believe she actually admitted it. I thought it was out on the side in full view and she took a look

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.44pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

That was the name of this year's Viz Annual I believe.

Really !!!!!

Used to read 'Viz' many years ago but never saw any mention of 'Otter's pocket' in it.One of my favourite characters was 'Rude Kid'.But I recall 'Buster Gonads'. 'Biffa Bacon', 'Sid the sexist' 'Finbarr Saunders' etc etc etc

 

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Originally posted by Willo

Really !!!!!

Used to read 'Viz' many years ago but never saw any mention of 'Otter's pocket' in it.One of my favourite characters was 'Rude Kid'.But I recall 'Buster Gonads'. 'Biffa Bacon', 'Sid the sexist' 'Finbarr Saunders' etc etc etc

It was from Roger's profanasaurus. They name them after a phrase every year. I think the year before was "Tales From a Dutch Oven". Terry F**kwit is my favourite because I have this deep seated belief that most of society are a bunch of f**kwits.

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.49pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

It was from Roger's profanasaurus. They name them after a phrase every year. I think the year before was "Tales From a Dutch Oven". Terry F**kwit is my favourite because I have this deep seated belief that most of society are a bunch of f**kwits.

There was an unpopular pub governor called Terry whom the locals called 'Terry F***wit' !

 

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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 15 Mar 17 2.50pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

The bank statement was in an envelope and she opened the envelope took it out, looked and put it back.. That's out of order. Still can't believe she actually admitted it. I thought it was out on the side in full view and she took a look

The envelope wasn't sealed.. but yes it was in a envelope.
She made a comment that she had a quick look.
If the bank statement wasn't in a envelope and she read it, would that make any difference?

I am willing to admit I may be in the minority about this, and maybe I'm being uptight... but I think reading someone's private mail is a horrible thing to do... regardless if it is in a envelope or not. I wouldn't read anyone's mail... even if I were in a long-term relationship.

 

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