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Part Time James 28 Jul 16 11.53am
Originally posted by asherweston By the time that the season's arrived We'll hope speculation has died Because Benteke's on board We'll have our reward And take to the field with great pride. I thank you Superb! We still have a player called Wickham Who runs at defenders to trick em Although he sometimes mis-cues He's really enthused So beware of your balls cos he'll kick em
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Part Time James

28 Jul 16 11.53am

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Originally posted by asherweston

By the time that the season's arrived
We'll hope speculation has died
Because Benteke's on board
We'll have our reward
And take to the field with great pride.

I thank you

Superb!

We still have a player called Wickham
Who runs at defenders to trick em
Although he sometimes mis-cues
He's really enthused
So beware of your balls cos he'll kick em

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Vim Fuego Haywards Heath 28 Jul 16 12.42pm
Benteke Haiku Warm sun on the pitch Benteke wants to score goals Then sign for Palace
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Vim Fuego

Haywards Heath 28 Jul 16 12.42pm

Benteke Haiku

Warm sun on the pitch
Benteke wants to score goals
Then sign for Palace

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Part Time James 28 Jul 16 12.50pm
Originally posted by Vim Fuego Benteke Haiku Warm sun on the pitch Benteke wants to score goals Then sign for Palace A Haiku? Hark at you, this is HOL not the BBS! Nice work though. I doubt Nugent had many poems about him back in the day.
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Part Time James

28 Jul 16 12.50pm

Originally posted by Vim Fuego

Benteke Haiku

Warm sun on the pitch
Benteke wants to score goals
Then sign for Palace

A Haiku? Hark at you, this is HOL not the BBS!

Nice work though. I doubt Nugent had many poems about him back in the day.

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cpfc1976 Reading 28 Jul 16 1.24pm
Just had a check'ee see there is still no Beneteke, I do hope he signs to stop all these rhymes
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cpfc1976

Reading 28 Jul 16 1.24pm

Just had a check'ee
see there is still no Beneteke,
I do hope he signs
to stop all these rhymes

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Part Time James 28 Jul 16 1.33pm
Originally posted by cpfc1976 Just had a check'ee see there is still no Beneteke, I do hope he signs to stop all these rhymes We'll all speak in verse Til Benteke's reverse In his stance to stay with his club So until there's such timing For us to stop rhyming I suggest we all go to the pub
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Part Time James

28 Jul 16 1.33pm

Originally posted by cpfc1976

Just had a check'ee
see there is still no Beneteke,
I do hope he signs
to stop all these rhymes

We'll all speak in verse
Til Benteke's reverse
In his stance to stay with his club
So until there's such timing
For us to stop rhyming
I suggest we all go to the pub

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cpfc1976 Reading 28 Jul 16 1.37pm
Originally posted by Part Time James We'll all speak in verse Til Benteke's reverse In his stance to stay with his club So until there's such timing For us to stop rhyming I suggest we all go to the pub Good idea lets go for a beer mines a stella lets hope it works and we sign the fella
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cpfc1976

Reading 28 Jul 16 1.37pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

We'll all speak in verse
Til Benteke's reverse
In his stance to stay with his club
So until there's such timing
For us to stop rhyming
I suggest we all go to the pub

Good idea
lets go for a beer
mines a stella
lets hope it works
and we sign the fella

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barrybigfingers Isle of Wight 28 Jul 16 1.58pm
the wait is just a joke we must be near to signing the bloke but his club are dragging their heels Coz they insist on impossible deals He'll probably end up at Stoke Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
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barrybigfingers

Isle of Wight 28 Jul 16 1.58pm

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the wait is just a joke
we must be near to signing the bloke
but his club are dragging their heels
Coz they insist on impossible deals
He'll probably end up at Stoke

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

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Part Time James 28 Jul 16 2.02pm
Perhaps all this lengthy delay Is while we negotiate pay Sometimes greedy agents Seek unreasonable payments And the chairman says "go away"
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Part Time James

28 Jul 16 2.02pm

Perhaps all this lengthy delay
Is while we negotiate pay
Sometimes greedy agents
Seek unreasonable payments
And the chairman says "go away"

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barrybigfingers Isle of Wight 28 Jul 16 2.11pm
We have an important role for a guy who can score the odd goal Now it it could be CB if we can arrive at a fee But it looks like he'll sign on the dole Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
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barrybigfingers

Isle of Wight 28 Jul 16 2.11pm

We have an important role
for a guy who can score the odd goal
Now it it could be CB
if we can arrive at a fee
But it looks like he'll sign on the dole

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

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Booted Eagle Bristol 28 Jul 16 2.19pm
There once was a player called Christian, Who went on a rumour mill mission. He kept all of us guessing, But Palace certainly weren't messing, And quickly stumped up the cash to stop us all fretting. Edited by Booted Eagle (28 Jul 2016 2.21pm) “ [T]here are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. ” —United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld
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Booted Eagle

Bristol 28 Jul 16 2.19pm

There once was a player called Christian,
Who went on a rumour mill mission.
He kept all of us guessing,
But Palace certainly weren't messing,
And quickly stumped up the cash to stop us all fretting.

Edited by Booted Eagle (28 Jul 2016 2.21pm)

“ [T]here are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. ”
—United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

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asherweston Chelmsford, Essex 28 Jul 16 2.35pm
CPFC got me thinking That this year we could start to stink in... The Premier League If we've battle fatigue But at least we have James Tomkin(s) 12/04/1993 Crystal Palace 4-1 Middlesbrough The day a nine-year-old fell in love with the Eagles.
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asherweston

Chelmsford, Essex 28 Jul 16 2.35pm