Isn't this because like our French and Welsh players he hasn't returned yet from the euros?

Cm'on Steve, hop on a plane!

There is a shrewd Director called Steve,
Who keeps dealings well tucked up his sleeve.
If fcuked over by Chris,
He will give it miss,
If you don't like it, then leave!

So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet.

As there are no bargain-priced 'top-rated PL strikers', and it's a sellers market, we have very little choice, unless we sign a cheaper option from the lower leagues or abroad and hope that they can cut it in the PL. The latter option is not appealing in light of our record on signing strikers so far (possibly excepting Wickham) and we've also struck out with loan signings in the past. AS far as the Benteke saga is concerned, the time has come when we need to either s*** or get off the pot.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

There once was a set of us fans
That wanted to know all Steve's plans
But as we sit stressing
From media guessing
We hope the Benteke deal lands

By the time that the season's arrived
We'll hope speculation has died
Because Benteke's on board
We'll have our reward
And take to the field with great pride.

I thank you

12/04/1993

Crystal Palace 4-1 Middlesbrough

The day a nine-year-old fell in love with the Eagles.