You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Online dating
November 12 2026 9.43pm

This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.

Online dating


Page 18 of 24 < 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 >
northerwesteagle Flag 10 Apr 17 2.17pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

All I'm saying is one girl wanted to go to the Sea Life Centre with me and I suddenly realised I had no opinion whatsoever about fish.

Dam...you could have said when i mentioned the discus and the angel fish...but you lead me on right up to the guppies before you said anything............

 

Kermit8 Flag Hevon 10 Apr 17 2.56pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I'm inherently distrustful of people who aren't a bit weird, f**ked up or strange to some degree. Meet loads of them in IT, and their all normal to the point of being disturbing.

Yep. Within the first minute of meeting one on-line date (she brought plants with her) I knew all about her lost cat and sh1tty day so far.

Wonderfully 'not normal': So I married her.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]


elgrande Flag bedford 10 Apr 17 3.11pm

Originally posted by northerwesteagle


bugger ..was that you i was talking to lmao!!!!...knew id find you again pmsl......
Seriously though..have had a few the same in the past...but you have to meet i think and get to know personally.
With guys..dont give out too much imfo job car etc. thats when you get gold diggers. Play your life down a bit. If she is a decent lady she will stick around for you not what you can give her. I had a guy once rambled on about his flash car, his house and it just put me off totally..yawn yawn. I wanted to know about him and all i could see was he was about money and not all ladies are about that as blokes seem to think. A lady usually wants someone that shows her affection and can have a good laugh. If all you do is pour out about what you have financially then thats the sort of lady you will get.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

elgrande Flag bedford 10 Apr 17 3.13pm

But having said all that,I am with a woman and have been since 2008,who I met online....well I live in the basement with an hour free time each day....lol.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.21pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

Yep. Within the first minute of meeting one on-line date (she brought plants with her) I knew all about her lost cat and sh1tty day so far.

Wonderfully 'not normal': So I married her.

Yep, character is what you want.

The true secret I think to a successful relationship is not 'the person you love the most' but the person you couldn't imagine never seeing again.

My wife turned up with a can of Fanta Grape for me on my first date, and she was right, it was 'the best drink I'd never tried'. We then went on a 'worst best date experience of London(culminating in dinner at a Mexican restaurant that played brutally loud techno).

The curmudgeonly middle aged paradise.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Part Time James Flag 10 Apr 17 3.23pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I'm inherently distrustful of people who aren't a bit weird, f**ked up or strange to some degree. Meet loads of them in IT, and their all normal to the point of being disturbing.

This is why I like you. Your unhealthy interest in serial killers make me confident you're worth talking to.

 




jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.25pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

All I'm saying is one girl wanted to go to the Sea Life Centre with me and I suddenly realised I had no opinion whatsoever about fish.

Does anyone have an opinion about fish? I liked dates where you do something you'd otherwise never do, so if it was a 'bad fit', you could always have a new experience.

Went go-karting once on a date, on the basis neither of us had ever done it, or really thought about it.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Part Time James Flag 10 Apr 17 3.29pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Does anyone have an opinion about fish? I liked dates where you do something you'd otherwise never do, so if it was a 'bad fit', you could always have a new experience.

Went go-karting once on a date, on the basis neither of us had ever done it, or really thought about it.

Yeah but she had a face like a bulldog trying to fellate a wasp. And she turned up in harem pants. I dunno who her profile photo was of, but it looked a lot better than her.

She seemed to have an opinion on fish. I have to admit, I made no effort. She'd go "look at that one" and I'd look at another f**king fish and just shrug.

Bizarrely, despite how much of complete t*sser I was for the entire date, afterwards she started talking to me about how I should meet her friends and family.

 




jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.31pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

This is why I like you. Your unhealthy interest in serial killers make me confident you're worth talking to.

I like to pretend its because I'm interested in psychology. But really I got into psychology because I find serial killers interesting. But sometimes I think I find serial killers really interesting because my emotions don't seem to work like other people's.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Part Time James Flag 10 Apr 17 3.38pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I like to pretend its because I'm interested in psychology. But really I got into psychology because I find serial killers interesting. But sometimes I think I find serial killers really interesting because my emotions don't seem to work like other people's.

Oh, we've digressed again. Sorry OP!

But yeah, love a good Rose West yarn

 




Kermit8 Flag Hevon 10 Apr 17 3.41pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I like to pretend its because I'm interested in psychology. But really I got into psychology because I find serial killers interesting. But sometimes I think I find serial killers really interesting because my emotions don't seem to work like other people's.

No - they are very interesting to everyone, surely? I suppose The Boston Strangler was the first 'celeb' one but from memory ever since i saw 'M' aged about 14 (what a fvcking movie that is) the workings behind their evil has been nothing less than fascinating as has been the total fvck-ups and bureaucracy by law enforcement agencies that allowed many to get away with it for so long. Yep, looking at you Mr Bundy.

Gacy is the scariest though.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]


northerwesteagle Flag 10 Apr 17 3.48pm

Originally posted by elgrande

But having said all that,I am with a woman and have been since 2008,who I met online....well I live in the basement with an hour free time each day....lol.


an hour...she is too good to you lmao

 

jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.49pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

No - they are very interesting to everyone, surely? I suppose The Boston Strangler was the first 'celeb' one but from memory ever since i saw 'M' aged about 14 (what a fvcking movie that is) the workings behind their evil has been nothing less than fascinating as has been the total fvck-ups and bureaucracy by law enforcement agencies that allowed many to get away with it for so long. Yep, looking at you Mr Bundy.

Gacy is the scariest though.

Yeah, but you're talking the glitterati of the serial killer world. There are some that just don't have the ability to cut an interesting tale. Shipman, for example, good for numbers, but no art. Same with some of the US mafia guys who arguably were serial killers - sell outs. The Coldplay of Murder.

Feel the same with Aileen Wuornos, convenience killer (although Monster and the Broomfield documentary are excellent, its a poor serial killer story).

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Part Time James Flag 11 Apr 17 12.17pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Yeah, but you're talking the glitterati of the serial killer world. There are some that just don't have the ability to cut an interesting tale. Shipman, for example, good for numbers, but no art. Same with some of the US mafia guys who arguably were serial killers - sell outs. The Coldplay of Murder.

Feel the same with Aileen Wuornos, convenience killer (although Monster and the Broomfield documentary are excellent, its a poor serial killer story).

It's always been disappointing for me that Shipman was re-branded a "serial killer" to a "medical killer" in all of the killing leagues. Despite being a somewhat boring murderer, he was flying the flag for Great Britain.

Bundy and Dahmer are right up there in the glamour stakes. Also a fan of the Wests, not for the killings themselves so much, but more their f**ked up backgrounds and attitude towards parenting.

 




Part Time James Flag 11 Apr 17 12.18pm

Also I think Jack The Ripper's celebrity career was hampered by the lack of lighting in London at the time.

 




hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 Apr 17 12.37pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Oh, we've digressed again. Sorry OP!

But yeah, love a good Rose West yarn

I once worked at the same company as the Wests' daughter Mae. I was introduced to here at a social event, "This is Mae West". "Mae West? Your father must have a sense of humour" I said. "Yes, he has" she said. She was a pleasant girl, no hint of what must have been going on at home.

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 12.43pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

He could be writing an article on how many times it's possible to mis-spell the word 'you're' in a single sentence.

You could indeed be right. Perhaps he could examine the world of predictive text while he's at it!

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 12.45pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Thats where online dating comes into its own I think,you can spend a bit of time talking and seeing if you like the same sort of things.
It makes a difference,mind you spent a few weeks talking to a woman online once getting on really well,we met and she was a complete loon....bunny boiler of the first degree.

Don't leave us hanging. What happened?

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Apr 17 8.46pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

No - they are very interesting to everyone, surely? I suppose The Boston Strangler was the first 'celeb' one but from memory ever since i saw 'M' aged about 14 (what a fvcking movie that is) the workings behind their evil has been nothing less than fascinating as has been the total fvck-ups and bureaucracy by law enforcement agencies that allowed many to get away with it for so long. Yep, looking at you Mr Bundy.

Gacy is the scariest though.

I listened on radio to an interview with a Consultant heart surgeon last week.
In it he states he feels abnormal to some extent.
At the start of surgery he is cutting open peoples chests and smashing their rib cages open
In the next phase they are conducting the most intricate and pioneering surgery, sometimes with the minimal of sleep.

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Apr 17 8.49pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Don't leave us hanging. What happened?

probably a bearded bloke with an axe/hammer in the boot of his car,......

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

Page 18 of 24 < 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 >

You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Online dating