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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 16 Mar 17 11.46am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

PTJ

I have heard of most of these but some are new to me.Certainly wasn't the parlance when I was in my pomp.How times have changed - heard there are even some of the modern words now in the 'Oxford English Dictionary'.


Edited by Willo (16 Mar 2017 10.31am)

I forgot "bosoms" and "pillows"

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 16 Mar 17 11.48am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I hate Christmas, as I tend to buy my family really good gifts and they clearly show they have little to no idea about me and my wife, by giving us something we'd just chuck in the bin.

One year I gave my sister a brand new DVD player and a three night stay in a 5* hotel with spa and pampering and I got a framed picture of her new born and Christmas dinner at hers (which was great).

I generally like Christmas, but I am really good at gift buying too. All year round I make mental notes about what people have said they like or what they have posted on Facebook etc, so I never have to ask anyone what they want. Then people say to me "What do you want? We have no idea what to get you". Basically the same story as yours, although I don't end up with crap, I just get annoyed that I have to help them when I am probably the most open book you could possibly meet.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 16 Mar 17 11.58am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

Tonight's date went well. Nice girl.... straight talker, athletic, small baps.

Didn't try going through your pockets to read your mail / look at your phone... Sounds a keeper

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Mar 17 12.00pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James


I forgot "bosoms" and "pillows"

I never used to forget delectable bosoms !!!!

Fairly recently I head some young chap remark "She has some form" - Not sure if this was a comment about the lady's sexual activities or about parts of her anatomy.

All change from my day and the old "Do you come here often ? " line in a disco or bar.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 16 Mar 17 2.45pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I never used to forget delectable bosoms !!!!

Fairly recently I head some young chap remark "She has some form" - Not sure if this was a comment about the lady's sexual activities or about parts of her anatomy.

All change from my day and the old "Do you come here often ? " line in a disco or bar.

I'd say it'd imply she's just had two exciting results on the bounce and she's not expecting to go down any more.

 




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chateauferret Flag 17 Mar 17 8.10am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Didn't try going through your pockets to read your mail / look at your phone... Sounds a keeper

If she's a keeper find out what she's doing tomorrow because Mandanda's still not fit.

 


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View nairb75's Profile nairb75 Flag Baltimore 19 Mar 17 3.08am Send a Private Message to nairb75 Add nairb75 as a friend

married for many years but found myself boarding a plane and nothing knew on my iPad to read. quickly downloaded aziz ansari's book about online dating - nothing applies to me but he's funny so i picked it. had 30 seconds so why not.

very good. maybe it will help. a mix of comedy and social science research.

 

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View northerwesteagle's Profile northerwesteagle Flag 19 Mar 17 3.05pm Send a Private Message to northerwesteagle Add northerwesteagle as a friend

Ah guys!!! have to agree with Steph...most ladies shouldnt expect you to buy her a drink..yeah its nice that you do but the majority of blokes nowadays chuck it in your face if they dont get what they want end of the night and they`ve paid for everything, so least a girl can have the back up of hey i paid for half of it!!! (method in our madness)
Cars etc yawn yawn....most ladies dont care what you have as long as she doesnt have to totter around in painful high heels which we are usually wearing to impress a first date after slobbing in trainers all week and not coz we actually enjoy wearing them, so as long as it has wheels and gets us from A to B we really dont care, though quad bikes pushbikes etc are a no no for a first date..maybe a second but never the first lol.
Reading mail...mmmmm a no no, but then women are nosey...its how we learn about men...we are like the CIA...if we can pin sommat on you when it all goes wrong we will lmao, but i personally wouldnt have opened mail as id probably have got caught in the process as im useless at looking inoccent if caught in the act.
Rules to dating and finding perfect gal, dont mention what you earn, dont boast about flash car or house and defo a no no talking about past exes..that will eliminate the gold diggers. If she still comes back when she thinks youre skint and drive a banger then she is probably Miss right.....if you mention the footy and she yawns and changes the subject then its easy...dump her!!!!

 

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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.31pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Update.

I had a 2nd date with the small booby girl, it went well. I dropped her off, she invited me in... I met her annoying dog... she made me coffee, then.... she sort of disappeared... she came back, and as we walked to the living room , I could see she had lit candles in her bedroom.
As we made small talk in the living room, I cursed myself for not having a rubber in my wallet. Anyway... things happened.. we didn't have sex, but we pretty much did everything else. As I'm lying next to her in bed, she says she wants me to take her away somewhere over Easter (she has time off work). As the conversation flowed, it became clear, I was to fund this European adventure.

Good job I didn't have sex, it could have been two weeks in the Maldives.

Edited by 7mins (28 Mar 2017 3.34pm)

 

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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.33pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

I think I'm done with Internet dating. It's full of married men (so the women tell me) and women after a guy to pay for stuff.

 

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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.34pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

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Edited by 7mins (28 Mar 2017 3.35pm)

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Mar 17 3.42pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

Update.

I had a 2nd date with the small booby girl, it went well. I dropped her off, she invited me in... I met her annoying dog... she made me coffee, then.... she sort of disappeared... she came back, and as we walked to the living room , I could see she had lit candles in her bedroom.
As we made small talk in the living room, I cursed myself for not having a rubber in my wallet. Anyway... things happened.. we didn't have sex, but we pretty much did everything else. As I'm lying next to her in bed, she says she wants me to take her away somewhere over Easter (she has time off work). As the conversation flowed, it became clear, I was to fund this European adventure.

Good job I didn't have sex, it could have been two weeks in the Maldives.

Edited by 7mins (28 Mar 2017 3.34pm)

What did she actually say?

 


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