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Never had all this 'Online dating' when I was in my pomp. We had to either rely on meetings in pubs or discos etc or go to 'Singles' clubs. I have only recently heard of 'Speed dating' - how times have changed!
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Originally posted by Willo
Never had all this 'Online dating' when I was in my pomp Nor colour television, dishwashers or carpets in cars just to name but three things of many that you probably didn't have when in your pomp
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Nor colour television, dishwashers or carpets in cars just to name but three things of many that you probably didn't have when in your pomp Not that darned ancient - I am 65 in November! But I recall the 'Rag and bone man' and the milkman on his milk float!
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Theresa May, aged 60, seeks best possible working relationship with EU despite forced separation. Is open to polygamous arrangement with 27 potential partners but she doesn't like being shafted...
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'Rag and bone man' Great voice and currently taking the charts by storm
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by 7mins
She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off" ***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay*** She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise" She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"
Tell her you are taking her to Syria for Easter to help with the displaced children. That should put her off whilst making you look like a decent human being.
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Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick.
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Originally posted by Willo
Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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Originally posted by Sportyteacher
Theresa May, aged 60, seeks best possible working relationship with EU despite forced separation. Is open to polygamous arrangement with 27 potential partners but she doesn't like being shafted... No good. She likes expensive pairs of shoes... cross her off the list
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Its very difficult to fake a death. A disappearance, much easier... a) She wasn't my girlfriend. She was pretty hot and I didn't even get to send her photos of my Johnson. b) She did a crap job of faking her death, so you're probably right.
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Originally posted by steph_eagle
Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick. Whoosh
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Originally posted by Superfly
Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!
No recollections from bygone days!
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