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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
probably a bearded bloke with an axe/hammer in the boot of his car,...... What me or the bunny boiler.
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Originally posted by elgrande
What me or the bunny boiler. Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details...
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details... Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Should've married her. Sounds like there'd always be a spark. Probably coming out of the sockets after she's tied you up and caused an electrical fire with the gas rings turned on and her spaced out on co-codomol. Ha ha rudi...you know her
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Originally posted by elgrande
Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
I can't stop laughing #evil
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A client inhibited me to lunch once,Said she was looking for someone to have a kid with and I wouldn't then have to live with them if I didn't want to!
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids I thought you said "11 years old" for a moment there. I was surprised and somewhat impressed that a lad that age was so ready to commit.
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Originally posted by elgrande
Ha ha rudi...you know her think i've met her too
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs.
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Originally posted by elgrande
But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs. I married him and stayed with him 15 years as it goes
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I thought you said "11 years old" for a moment there. I was surprised and somewhat impressed that a lad that age was so ready to commit. Wrong thread
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I married him and stayed with him 15 years as it goes Whoops..sorry
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Originally posted by elgrande
Whoops..sorry Haha. In hindsight I do question whether I should have legged it lol
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Yes to this... had someone on here pm me asking if I consider being married and paying for (and I quote) a hand shandy to constitute cheating. Makes a change from who I think will win out next game I guess Hahahaha...I just literally burst out laughing and everyone in the office raised their eyes over the dividers to look. That is pure madness...
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Originally posted by Lyons550
Hahahaha...I just literally burst out laughing and everyone in the office raised their eyes over the dividers to look. That is pure madness... Oh wait, have you named and shamed yet? I forgot to ask!
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Haha. In hindsight I do question whether I should have legged it lol If I had a date and the woman came out with that after 5 minutes.....jesus,I would have made my excuses and legged it ...big time.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Oh wait, have you named and shamed yet? I forgot to ask! If that was intended for me James...I split up from a long term relationship (15yrs) and got into the online dating scene...met lots of lovely women many of whom I'm still friends with...shagged for England...went travelling with a few of them...then after 10years started to settle down again. On reading many of the posts here I certainly recognise many many 'stereotypes' being bandied around but I was always honest...sometime brutally so, which is why I guess when a relationship ended it was because we both wanted different things. If there's any advice I could give 7mins it's just be yourself; don't get hung up on projecting a false image of yourself as so many seem to do. Most women appreciate the honesty. Good luck
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Originally posted by Lyons550
If that was intended for me James...I split up from a long term relationship (15yrs) and got into the online dating scene...met lots of lovely women many of whom I'm still friends with...shagged for England...went travelling with a few of them...then after 10years started to settle down again. On reading many of the posts here I certainly recognise many many 'stereotypes' being bandied around but I was always honest...sometime brutally so, which is why I guess when a relationship ended it was because we both wanted different things. If there's any advice I could give 7mins it's just be yourself; don't get hung up on projecting a false image of yourself as so many seem to do. Most women appreciate the honesty. Good luck Oh no sorry, it was a lazy follow up to the same comment you were quoting. I wonder who asked Michaela if paying for a hand shandy was cheating! There's lots of seedy individuals on here. It's in my interest that she does name and shame because I think I probably come across as one of the more sinister prowlers on here and I'd like it to be known it wasn't me. Unless it was. It does sound like the sort of thing I'd say.
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