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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 8.58pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

probably a bearded bloke with an axe/hammer in the boot of his car,......

What me or the bunny boiler.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 8.59pm

Originally posted by elgrande

What me or the bunny boiler.

Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details...

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 9.49pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details...

Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
But didn't ring her for a couple of days and she rings me like some f***ing mad woman...screaming and shouting down the phone ..I calmed her down just saying been busy.and she seemed to accept that.
But later that evening she rings again saying she's pregnant....and I say not my problem (I had bathed with my socks on if you know what I mean),and the fact it was only the other week....I therefore told her she needs help and hung up.


Never heard a word from her after that,...shame really she seemed really nice ..and a great.......

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 11 Apr 17 10.01pm

Should've married her. Sounds like there'd always be a spark. Probably coming out of the sockets after she's tied you up and caused an electrical fire with the gas rings turned on and her spaced out on co-codomol.

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 10.03pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Should've married her. Sounds like there'd always be a spark. Probably coming out of the sockets after she's tied you up and caused an electrical fire with the gas rings turned on and her spaced out on co-codomol.

Ha ha rudi...you know her

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 10.55pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
But didn't ring her for a couple of days and she rings me like some f***ing mad woman...screaming and shouting down the phone ..I calmed her down just saying been busy.and she seemed to accept that.
But later that evening she rings again saying she's pregnant....and I say not my problem (I had bathed with my socks on if you know what I mean),and the fact it was only the other week....I therefore told her she needs help and hung up.


Never heard a word from her after that,...shame really she seemed really nice ..and a great.......

I can't stop laughing #evil

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 11.00pm

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

legaleagle Flag 12 Apr 17 8.53am

A client inhibited me to lunch once,Said she was looking for someone to have a kid with and I wouldn't then have to live with them if I didn't want to!

 

Part Time James Flag 12 Apr 17 9.18am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

I thought you said "11 years old" for a moment there. I was surprised and somewhat impressed that a lad that age was so ready to commit.

 




paperhat Flag croydon 12 Apr 17 9.31am

Originally posted by elgrande

Ha ha rudi...you know her

think i've met her too

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 12 Apr 17 1.50pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 1.55pm

Originally posted by elgrande

But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs.

I married him and stayed with him 15 years as it goes

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 1.55pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I thought you said "11 years old" for a moment there. I was surprised and somewhat impressed that a lad that age was so ready to commit.

Wrong thread

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

elgrande Flag bedford 12 Apr 17 1.57pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I married him and stayed with him 15 years as it goes

Whoops..sorry

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.11pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Whoops..sorry

Haha. In hindsight I do question whether I should have legged it lol

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Lyons550 Flag Shirley 12 Apr 17 2.12pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yes to this... had someone on here pm me asking if I consider being married and paying for (and I quote) a hand shandy to constitute cheating. Makes a change from who I think will win out next game I guess

Hahahaha...I just literally burst out laughing and everyone in the office raised their eyes over the dividers to look.

That is pure madness...

 


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Part Time James Flag 12 Apr 17 2.14pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

Hahahaha...I just literally burst out laughing and everyone in the office raised their eyes over the dividers to look.

That is pure madness...

Oh wait, have you named and shamed yet? I forgot to ask!

 




elgrande Flag bedford 12 Apr 17 2.15pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Haha. In hindsight I do question whether I should have legged it lol

If I had a date and the woman came out with that after 5 minutes.....jesus,I would have made my excuses and legged it ...big time.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Lyons550 Flag Shirley 12 Apr 17 2.30pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Oh wait, have you named and shamed yet? I forgot to ask!

If that was intended for me James...I split up from a long term relationship (15yrs) and got into the online dating scene...met lots of lovely women many of whom I'm still friends with...shagged for England...went travelling with a few of them...then after 10years started to settle down again.

On reading many of the posts here I certainly recognise many many 'stereotypes' being bandied around but I was always honest...sometime brutally so, which is why I guess when a relationship ended it was because we both wanted different things.

If there's any advice I could give 7mins it's just be yourself; don't get hung up on projecting a false image of yourself as so many seem to do. Most women appreciate the honesty.

Good luck

 


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Part Time James Flag 12 Apr 17 2.32pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

If that was intended for me James...I split up from a long term relationship (15yrs) and got into the online dating scene...met lots of lovely women many of whom I'm still friends with...shagged for England...went travelling with a few of them...then after 10years started to settle down again.

On reading many of the posts here I certainly recognise many many 'stereotypes' being bandied around but I was always honest...sometime brutally so, which is why I guess when a relationship ended it was because we both wanted different things.

If there's any advice I could give 7mins it's just be yourself; don't get hung up on projecting a false image of yourself as so many seem to do. Most women appreciate the honesty.

Good luck

Oh no sorry, it was a lazy follow up to the same comment you were quoting. I wonder who asked Michaela if paying for a hand shandy was cheating! There's lots of seedy individuals on here. It's in my interest that she does name and shame because I think I probably come across as one of the more sinister prowlers on here and I'd like it to be known it wasn't me. Unless it was. It does sound like the sort of thing I'd say.

 




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