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 "Put the wood in the hole" 
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 "Just going to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range" 
 
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 "Raining cats and dogs" 
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 Go & fill up the coal scuttle 
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 "Oh Lordy Lordy" 
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 Put 50p in the meter (Ours was under the stairs so I always got the job of getting under them when I was little) 
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 Eight of ten owners said their cats preferred it Comes up peanuts slice after slice Do the Shake 'n' Vac and put the freshness back 
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 "I'll knock your block off" 
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 Nuttier than squirrel s*** 
 When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC  | 
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 Tend not to hear "False Teeth" - In this modern age they are normally referred to as "Dentures". Years ago it was "Dark glasses" - now "Shades" or "Sunnies". "Belt and braces". Edited by Willo (07 Jun 2017 1.38pm) 
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 cod piece cod war 
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 the mrs is on blob or has the painters in. 
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