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" Lick 'im 'pon 'im neck-back!".I went to school in Catford. Ollie's bumber-clot Dad,Ash.
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Norks.
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"Going to adjust aerial on top of the TV". "Going out to buy a soda siphon". And the bell sounded in pubs followed by "Last orders please".
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Originally posted by Willo
"Going to adjust aerial on top of the TV". "Going out to buy a soda siphon". And the bell sounded in pubs followed by "Last orders please". The first one is nearly Rod Hull's last words.
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"A bit of a tartar". "Do you come here often ?"
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Nincompoop
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Move it a Gnats C*ck Your a Spazmo Got, Got, Got, Got, NEEEEEDDDDD Look out look out there is a Humphrey about. Don't be a Mong You've got the lurggy
I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat |
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Never hear "Any more fares please ?" by a bus conductor.
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Apologies if this has been said, I've been following this in and out, but the old classic "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
" Lick 'im 'pon 'im neck-back!".I went to school in Catford. Ollie's bumber-clot Dad,Ash. Sistren gwan lick im a shot pon im fayce.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Originally posted by Willo
You askin.. I'm dancin..
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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"Now then now then boys and girls"
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