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rednblueblood 16 Jan 14 1.14pm
Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up. We have all the above in GM he will be back soon and "banging em in " In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 16 Jan 14 1.14pm

Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm

I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up.

We have all the above in GM he will be back soon and "banging em in "

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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Kermit8 Hevon 16 Jan 14 1.15pm
Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit A soggy biscuit? Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 16 Jan 14 1.15pm

Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm

Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit

A soggy biscuit?

Big chest and massive boobs

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Harpo Oxfordshire 16 Jan 14 1.15pm
Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit This isn't weird, it's modern, progressive and bang up to the minute. Pass the biscuits please...
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 16 Jan 14 1.15pm

Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm

Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit

This isn't weird, it's modern, progressive and bang up to the minute.

Pass the biscuits please...

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Part Time James 16 Jan 14 1.16pm
Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up. If a player dressed as Lily Savage scores the goal that keeps us up, I almost guarantee the FA will find some kind of weird clause that says "you have to wear the same kit as all your team mates" or "no beehive wigs" that allows them to dock us enough points to see us go down. It'll be like the year they re-instated Liverpool in Europe all over again. Mark my words folks. This WILL happen, DO NOT sign Lily Savage.
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Part Time James

16 Jan 14 1.16pm

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Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm

I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up.

If a player dressed as Lily Savage scores the goal that keeps us up, I almost guarantee the FA will find some kind of weird clause that says "you have to wear the same kit as all your team mates" or "no beehive wigs" that allows them to dock us enough points to see us go down. It'll be like the year they re-instated Liverpool in Europe all over again. Mark my words folks. This WILL happen, DO NOT sign Lily Savage.

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Seth On a pale blue dot 16 Jan 14 1.17pm
Quote rednblueblood at 16 Jan 2014 1.14pm Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up. We have all the above in GM he will be back soon and "banging em in " Are you saying GM is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite and looks like Lily Savage? "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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On a pale blue dot 16 Jan 14 1.17pm

Quote rednblueblood at 16 Jan 2014 1.14pm

Quote slubglurge at 16 Jan 2014 1.08pm

I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up.

We have all the above in GM he will be back soon and "banging em in "

Are you saying GM is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite and looks like Lily Savage?

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 16 Jan 14 1.19pm
Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window: 1) A gay player 2) A strong striker who can score goals 3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me. It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players sxuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-sxual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown sxuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.*
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Holmesdale / Surbiton 16 Jan 14 1.19pm

Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players s*xuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-s*xual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Mapletree Croydon 16 Jan 14 1.19pm
Quote Kermit8 at 16 Jan 2014 1.15pm Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit A soggy biscuit? Well I was going to ask for a chocolate hobnob, then I realised my mistake...
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Mapletree

Croydon 16 Jan 14 1.19pm

Quote Kermit8 at 16 Jan 2014 1.15pm

Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm

Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit

A soggy biscuit?

Well I was going to ask for a chocolate hobnob, then I realised my mistake...

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Part Time James 16 Jan 14 1.21pm
Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 1.19pm Quote Kermit8 at 16 Jan 2014 1.15pm Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit A soggy biscuit? Well I was going to ask for a chocolate hobnob, then I realised my mistake... Stick to a finger of fudge.
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Part Time James

16 Jan 14 1.21pm

Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 1.19pm

Quote Kermit8 at 16 Jan 2014 1.15pm

Quote Tidd99 at 16 Jan 2014 1.05pm

Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit

A soggy biscuit?

Well I was going to ask for a chocolate hobnob, then I realised my mistake...

Stick to a finger of fudge.

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Only one Salako London 16 Jan 14 1.22pm
Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window: 1) A gay player 2) A strong striker who can score goals 3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me. It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players sxuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-sxual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game. Brilliant!!! "they gave it everything, every ounce of blood, sweat and guts. They battled, they never ducked a challenge and, as their fans ripped their T-shirts off in the stands, creating the kind of heady atmosphere that has turned Selhurst Park into an amphitheatre" Matthew Syed
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Only one Salako

London 16 Jan 14 1.22pm

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Quote Part Time James at 16 Jan 2014 12.50pm

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

Brilliant!!!

"they gave it everything, every ounce of blood, sweat and guts. They battled, they never ducked a challenge and, as their fans ripped their T-shirts off in the stands, creating the kind of heady atmosphere that has turned Selhurst Park into an amphitheatre" Matthew Syed

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