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Harry Beever Newbury 03 Feb 15 6.48pm
Follow the Punch way of pooing when and where I want. Work is perfect. Save on loo paper and makes for a good break to go brownloading and checking the hol.
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Harry Beever

Newbury 03 Feb 15 6.48pm

Follow the Punch way of pooing when and where I want. Work is perfect. Save on loo paper and makes for a good break to go brownloading and checking the hol.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 03 Feb 15 10.46pm
I love to sh*t at work. You're being paid to park breakfast, plus incurring none of the expenses. Whats not to love. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 03 Feb 15 10.46pm

I love to sh*t at work. You're being paid to park breakfast, plus incurring none of the expenses. Whats not to love.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 03 Feb 15 11.07pm
alas for me a s*** at work has to be done in my own time, as I found out to my cost after my first teaching job. Who'd have thought 30 9 year olds could cause so much chaos if left unattended.
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Shizzlehurst 03 Feb 15 11.07pm

alas for me a s*** at work has to be done in my own time, as I found out to my cost after my first teaching job. Who'd have thought 30 9 year olds could cause so much chaos if left unattended.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 03 Feb 15 11.33pm
I have no compunction about paying a visit to Goods Out. I'll relate two occasions that I think you will enjoy: 1. On one occasion when entering the bog, I noticed on the floor a previous occupants inadvertently (I think) dropped a rasher of bacon! 2. On another occasion, I was on the throne when somebody else entered the facility. For the next 5 minutes, this other person proceeded to tap dance! I never did find out who our Riverdance hero was. Edited by Harpo (04 Feb 2015 11.59am)
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 03 Feb 15 11.33pm

I have no compunction about paying a visit to Goods Out.

I'll relate two occasions that I think you will enjoy:

1. On one occasion when entering the bog, I noticed on the floor a previous occupants inadvertently (I think) dropped a rasher of bacon!

2. On another occasion, I was on the throne when somebody else entered the facility. For the next 5 minutes, this other person proceeded to tap dance! I never did find out who our Riverdance hero was.

Edited by Harpo (04 Feb 2015 11.59am)

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xGeorgex Oh South London 04 Feb 15 12.18am
Don't know if someone has beaten me to it but... We know Gus Poyet does. E Block - Win, Lose or Draw it’s about having a good day out
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xGeorgex

Oh South London 04 Feb 15 12.18am

Don't know if someone has beaten me to it but...

We know Gus Poyet does.

E Block - Win, Lose or Draw it’s about having a good day out

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matthau South Croydon 04 Feb 15 1.21am
how the fk do you 'choose' not to poo at work if you have to go more than once a day?
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matthau

South Croydon 04 Feb 15 1.21am

how the fk do you 'choose' not to poo at work if you have to go more than once a day?

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morganistic 04 Feb 15 10.50am
the problem can be the dirty stinking ignorant fckers who share work bogs. I used to work un a place where you would walk in and there would be a mound of dark sloppy sht on top of a load of toilet paper. So presumably they lined the pan with paper, maybe so as not to make a noise I don't know, opened their bowels, then just fcked off and left. Didn't wipe, didn't flush, didn't give a fck. It was probably the MD. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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04 Feb 15 10.50am

the problem can be the dirty stinking ignorant f*ckers who share work bogs. I used to work un a place where you would walk in and there would be a mound of dark sloppy sh*t on top of a load of toilet paper.

So presumably they lined the pan with paper, maybe so as not to make a noise I don't know, opened their bowels, then just f*cked off and left. Didn't wipe, didn't flush, didn't give a f*ck.

It was probably the MD.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 11.01am
obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo (you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.) essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible. Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog. working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience.
this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo
(you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.)
essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible.
Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog.
working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Johnny Eagles berlin 04 Feb 15 11.04am
I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer. Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet. On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though. ...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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berlin 04 Feb 15 11.04am

I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer.

Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet.

On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though.

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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morganistic 04 Feb 15 11.08am
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo (you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.) essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible. Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog. working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry. They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sh*t and piss and bog roll in a heap [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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04 Feb 15 11.08am

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am

They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sh*t and piss and bog roll in a heap

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 11.23am
Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 11.08am Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo (you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.) essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible. Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog. working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry. They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sht and piss and bog roll in a heap this is the worse thing. Its like medieval times. some poor sod turns up in a truck with a container on it, with a f**ing big hose. poor sod then pumps the portaloo out of feaces, pish & sloshes it over in Dettol. repeat weekly Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 11.23am

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 11.08am

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am

They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sh*t and piss and bog roll in a heap

this is the worse thing.
Its like medieval times.
some poor sod turns up in a truck with a container on it, with a f***ing big hose.
poor sod then pumps the portaloo out of feaces, pish & sloshes it over in Dettol.
repeat weekly

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 15 11.33am
Quote Johnny Eagles at 04 Feb 2015 11.04am I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer. Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet. On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though. I do that. Not only do I not really give a flying one about anyone overhearing my evacuations but I also equate the noise level obtained whilst defecating in a public place to a mark of masculinity. Also, you're missing out on games of stool tennis which you can play with an unknowing neighboring cubicle, where each 'plop' scores points. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 15 11.33am

Quote Johnny Eagles at 04 Feb 2015 11.04am

I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer.

Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet.

On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though.

I do that. Not only do I not really give a flying one about anyone overhearing my evacuations but I also equate the noise level obtained whilst defecating in a public place to a mark of masculinity. Also, you're missing out on games of stool tennis which you can play with an unknowing neighboring cubicle, where each 'plop' scores points.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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