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Worst as a kid a pair of bright green flat pointed toe shoes with tiny flowers all over them.. hideous

Adult a box of crystallized ginger covered in dark chocolate (I like neither) another year a furry Santa style bikini which was up there in the hideous stakes

I give it 3 minutes before someone says the phrase "check your PMs" (other than me saying it there).

Received a torchlike thing, unscrewed the lid and an imitation clunge staring at me. It vibrates and you put lube in it and its supposed to replicate a Jack and Danny.
Never used it and after falling out with a neighbour it ended up in his garden one morning. Cannot think how it made its way over there.

Don't bother. I binned it

I don't do Christmas, the actual day itself I spend at home on my jack watching box sets and having a few beers, no decorations,no tree, no fuss. The missus goes to her mother's house and leaves me to it.

Worst Christmas present was probably a Bugs Bunny soap on a rope.

Last year i had a sweater for christmas. This year i'm hoping for a screamer.