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There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't (anon - probably some maths or computer guy).

There are only two kinds of people in the world, those who think there are two kinds of people... Robert Anton Wilson.

All I know, is that I know nothing (Socrates)

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Two of my favourites:

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

William Wrigley Jr.

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."

Franklin Jones

Lady to Churchill: Sir you are drunk
Churchill: Madam you are ugly but in the morning I will be sober.

Maid to Mae West: Goodness what lovely diamonds.
Mae West: Goodness my dear had nothing to do with it.

Mae West: Its not the man in your life but the life in your man.

Mae West: I like to wake up feeling a new man every morning.

Oscar Wilde to his friend Whistler who had just made a witty remark. "I wish I had said that".

Whistler: You will Oscar you will.

Woody Allen "England is great you get all four seasons in one day."

One more point

"When in Rome"

Not sure, either St Ambrose Who was the bishop of Milan in the 4th century, or Nickgusset

"oh Dear"

Again, not sure, either Droopy the cartoon dog, or nickgusset

Much as I hate it:-

'brexit means brexit'

T.May