Whatever spoon collects the tears of the Weed fans when they lose.

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

Good god no.

Discretion is the better part......though I did tell you lot.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

My time distribution is....complicated.

But you're right....I'm probably on here too much.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

All you need to know about spoons is right here.

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a note for the diary :

when melting Heroin prior to injection, do not use a plastic spoon.

if Peter Crouch was snuggled up with his missus, assuming she is also tall....would they be doing Spatula's ?

Witherspoons ? Uri Geller.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Bernard Cribbins in Fawlty Towers.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford