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Originally posted by esox lucius
Few years back I was walking round a remote lake on a blistering hot day looking for new fishing venues, stumbled across a naked couple who had obviously been swimming, she was giving him a BJ, the bloke looked up at me, I said afternoons and kept walking, I don’t know who was the most embarrassed.me or him. Why would he be embarrassed? Did her bobbing head have male pattern baldness ?
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working as a dustman many years ago, you have to learn to toilet in discrete places. loads of other stories from my binman days. The time a young lady forgot to put her rubbish out from her flat. She was still in her (very short) nightie as she came down the stairs towards me. As the great Leslie Nielsen would have said,..."nice beaver"
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I'm not exactly handy but did try to put a new lock on the bathroom door once. Surely that was simple enough? Having huffed, puffed, and drawn sweat and blood from screwing the screws into what appeared to be a particularly unforgiving wooden door frame, I stood back to admire my handywork which, to be fair, looked quite good. Satisfaction turned to despair as I went to report and show off my handiwork. I'd screwed myself into the bathroom.
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
working as a dustman many years ago, you have to learn to toilet in discrete places. Mixed fortunes for the old timer that day
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I was slightly pI$$ed one night (what a surprise). Parents had gone out for the evening. I remember locking my sister (me 18yrs, her 11 yrs) into a spare bedroom. The key got jammed when i went to let her out.
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Living in a student hostel, I sleep-walked naked into a fellow (female) students room in the early hours. Her screams awoke the other 8 sleeping members. She told me a few days later "I had nothing to be ashamed of".
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I fell asleep in a brides-to-be house after many beers. I couldn't find the bathroom, so urinated in the kitchen area, but in my confused state couldn't find my way back to my bedroom. I was found in the early hours of the next morning, asleep naked on the family sofa, by the bride-to-be. And I was 'Best man' There is another worser story than this,..... A really bad one Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 Aug 2020 2.54pm)
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
I fell asleep in a brides-to-be house after many beers. I couldn't find the bathroom, so urinated in the kitchen area, but in my confused state couldn't find my way back to my bedroom. I was found in the early hours of the next morning, asleep naked on the family sofa, by the bride-to-be. And I was 'Best man' There is another worser story than this,..... A really bad one Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 Aug 2020 2.54pm) Yeh! Go on then did she suck your popcorn.
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
I was slightly pI$$ed one night (what a surprise). Parents had gone out for the evening. I remember locking my sister (me 18yrs, her 11 yrs) into a spare bedroom. The key got jammed when i went to let her out. As someone who grew up with a younger sister I fail to see that you did anything wrong
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The badder story to come,.... it was very bad. and it's not the one about the 2 prostitutes on my stag night, which i've already explained. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 Aug 2020 4.30pm)
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Being Best Man in Wales.,...It is cringworthy,.. Do I have to explain ? in detail ?
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Being Best Man in Wales.,...It is cringworthy,.. Do I have to explain ? in detail ? Did it involve marino sheep and wellies
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