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Originally posted by cryrst
Nope you have, have a little feel around at the end of your pocket. You will find it Edited by cryrst (18 Apr 2021 7.02pm) I was a bit slow there.
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How soon this thread descended into dick jokes.
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What's Dick Turpin got to do with it? He was just a highwayman.
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
What's Dick Turpin got to do with it? He was just a highwayman. True story. My ex accountants name was Richard Head. Seriously, what parent would do that to their child??
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
True story. My ex accountants name was Richard Head. Seriously, what parent would do that to their child?? The one's who called their boy Mike Hunt probably.
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Originally posted by Jimenez
Cor!
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Originally posted by Jimenez
He's been living off that story at cocktail parties for the last 40 years.
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Anyone noticed how quickly broccoli goes off? You buy it on a wednesday and its gone yellow by sunday for your roast, lucky i"m very well organised and bought a back up on friday, but still makes you wonder whats going on . Broccoli is also not a natural plant, its made up by crossing this with that, who knew? Has also been a problem in our home. Now cured by using frozen broccoli. Also handy when buying beer from a supermarket chill cabinet.
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
The one's who called their boy Mike Hunt probably. a friend of mine worked with a 'harry munk'
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
a friend of mine worked with a 'harry munk' I knew a Harry Bush ... he was nicknamed "Hairy" by his colleagues.
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Jeremy Clarkson, in his column yesterday, mentioned a chap called Wayne Bruce, known to his colleagues as ManBat.
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