Did cloudy this morning, brightening up this afternoon about 23

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

After watching the Game of course

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Not quite the same, but it's amusing when people have misheard a phrase and repeat it incorrectly.

TV comic Dave Gorman did a whole section on this on his Modern Life is Goodish show where he had trawled social media sites to find examples.

Ones I particularly remember were "It's a doggy dog world' ( as opposed to dog eat dog; "Like ball in a china shop ( as opposed to bull); "escape goat" rather than scapegoat.

and then i 'fell pregnant'

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I’ve seen plenty of inappropriate phrases recently, I’ve been watching old episodes of Love Thy Neighbour on YouTube.