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Originally posted by joe_cpfc
You wear pyjamas/onesie when your out and about. including signing a piece of paper ... ''yes, i am available for work today''
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You get a boob job that makes you look like everest and K2 when you lay down.......
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You invade a sovereign country steal there resources commit acts of cruelty and murder only to hand it back to them years later when you no longer want it,and expect them to be greatfull to you.
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When you continually whinge about the manager (or players) of the football club you're supposed to love.
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
When you continually whinge about the manager (or players) of the football club you're supposed to love. especially when a small club pulls the pants down of a club in the last 16 of the Champions League. --------------------------------------------- you know you're a scumbag when an Airline bans you for being a drunken Lout and you decide to take a Legal action against them.
Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford |
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You know you're a scumbag when you're dallying with your wife's mother when you are supposed to be at Selhurst with your father-in-law.
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Originally posted by 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug
You know you're a scumbag when you're dallying with your wife's mother when you are supposed to be at Selhurst with your father-in-law. ...or just a Scouser, or from the Fenlands or anywhere else this is regarded as normal social behaviour...
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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you know you're a scumbag ? when your idea of healthy-eating is to switch to a fried-chicken shop that DO change their cooking-oil more than once a year.
Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford |
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When you strip to the waist, showing off an array of tattoos, the moment there is a bit of sunshine ( I am of course referring to the male sex)
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Originally posted by Pete53
When you strip to the waist, showing off an array of tattoos, the moment there is a bit of sunshine ( I am of course referring to the male sex) Thing is with this Pete is if those individuals didn't do this, sadly, the rest of us would never get to see their tattoos.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Originally posted by The groover
You get a boob job that makes you look like everest and K2 when you lay down....... Photo? Video? Purely for research purposes.
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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You spend 600 million pounds to make a club better, it turns out to be much worse and then you call them "Embarrassing".
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