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Stuk Top half 03 Aug 04 4.58pm
Quote asavage1 at 03 Aug 2004 4:47pm "Erm anyway thats it shows over, I'm done stick a fork in me, its been grand. This is Happy Harry Hardon saying sionara, over and out". From Pump up the Volume. Top film mate. Optimistic as ever

Stuk

Top half 03 Aug 04 4.58pm

Quote asavage1 at 03 Aug 2004 4:47pm

"Erm anyway thats it shows over, I'm done stick a fork in me, its been grand. This is Happy Harry Hardon saying sionara, over and out". From Pump up the Volume.

Top film mate.

Optimistic as ever

asavage1 Horley 03 Aug 04 5.16pm
Quote Stuk at 03 Aug 2004 4:58pm Quote asavage1 at 03 Aug 2004 4:47pm "Erm anyway thats it shows over, I'm done stick a fork in me, its been grand. This is Happy Harry Hardon saying sionara, over and out". From Pump up the Volume. Top film mate. With an excellent soundtrack too.

asavage1

Horley 03 Aug 04 5.16pm

Quote Stuk at 03 Aug 2004 4:58pm

Quote asavage1 at 03 Aug 2004 4:47pm

"Erm anyway thats it shows over, I'm done stick a fork in me, its been grand. This is Happy Harry Hardon saying sionara, over and out". From Pump up the Volume.

Top film mate.

With an excellent soundtrack too.

IMpalace London 03 Aug 04 10.04pm
Turkish: 'I need a new caravan Tommy' Tommy: 'Why whats wrong with that one' Turkish: Nothing Tommy, its tip-top (Turkish pulls the door off) I just dont like the colour' or Tommy: What happens if the rabbit gets caught? Turkish: Then it gets f*ed! Tommy: What? Proper f*ed? Turkish: Yes Tommy, before 'ze germans' get here

IMpalace

London 03 Aug 04 10.04pm

Turkish: 'I need a new caravan Tommy'

Tommy: 'Why whats wrong with that one'

Turkish: Nothing Tommy, its tip-top (Turkish pulls the door off) I just dont like the colour'

Tommy: What happens if the rabbit gets caught?

Turkish: Then it gets f***ed!

Tommy: What? Proper f***ed?

Turkish: Yes Tommy, before 'ze germans' get here

buff_blonde The Selhurst Arms 03 Aug 04 11.31pm
save the last dance Nikki : it aint over bitch Sarah : i dotn even know why it started bitch Nikki : coz u always in my way Sarah : im only in your way when it comes to derrek Nikii : no its you white girls like you creeping in taking our men the whole world aint enough you gotta concour ours to. Sarah :look me and derrak like each other so if you have a problem with that screw you. or something like that anyway [Link] [Link] IT SAYS I AM 17 BUT I AM 16 "YER BUT NO BUT YER BUT NO DONT LISTEN TO ER SHES GOT ONE TIT BIGGER THAN THE OTHER, JUST SHUTUP OK" PALACE TILL I DIE!!!

buff_blonde

The Selhurst Arms 03 Aug 04 11.31pm

save the last dance

Nikki : it aint over bitch
Sarah : i dotn even know why it started bitch
Nikki : coz u always in my way
Sarah : im only in your way when it comes to derrek
Nikii : no its you white girls like you creeping in taking our men the whole world aint enough you gotta concour ours to.
Sarah :look me and derrak like each other so if you have a problem with that screw you.

or something like that anyway

[Link]
[Link]
IT SAYS I AM 17 BUT I AM 16
"YER BUT NO BUT YER BUT NO DONT LISTEN TO ER SHES GOT ONE TIT BIGGER THAN THE OTHER, JUST SHUTUP OK"

PALACE TILL I DIE!!!

naughty'n'nice Purley 04 Aug 04 9.48am
From the Rat Pack I do believe: "If you can lay on the floor without holding on then your not drunk" Sorry but not entirely sure about the quote, it is something like that.

naughty'n'nice

Purley 04 Aug 04 9.48am

From the Rat Pack I do believe:

"If you can lay on the floor without holding on then your not drunk"

Sorry but not entirely sure about the quote, it is something like that.

Clifton El Cajon, CA 04 Aug 04 10.03am
David St Hubbins: I for one do not think that the problem was that the band was down. I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on stage... in danger of being crushed... by a dwarf! That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. From This is Spinal Tap

Clifton

El Cajon, CA 04 Aug 04 10.03am

David St Hubbins: I for one do not think that the problem was that the band was down. I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on stage... in danger of being crushed... by a dwarf! That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

From This is Spinal Tap

Glazed&Confuzed London 04 Aug 04 10.27am
Bladerunner: "It's too bad she won't live.....but then again...who does?" "Wake up! - time to die..." *NOW PLAYING* DJ - Marky *Movement - The Brazilian job* [Link]

Glazed&Confuzed

London 04 Aug 04 10.27am

Bladerunner:

"It's too bad she won't live.....but then again...who does?"

"Wake up! - time to die..."

*NOW PLAYING*
DJ - Marky
Movement - The Brazilian job
[Link]

Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 04 Aug 04 6.50pm
also from Spinal Tap "Have a good time......... all the time" possibly the only line spoken by the drummer Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening

Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 04 Aug 04 6.50pm

also from Spinal Tap

"Have a good time......... all the time"

possibly the only line spoken by the drummer

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

Syph1979 Croydon 04 Aug 04 7.44pm
Gross Point Blank: Martin Blank on the phone to psychiatrist, after discovering his childhood home is now a mini-mart "You can never go home doc, but I guess you can shop there?" Or anything said by Jesus in Big Lebowski. Maybe anything in the Big Lebowski it's that good. I'm in the School of Optimism, why aren't you?

Syph1979

Croydon 04 Aug 04 7.44pm

Gross Point Blank:

Martin Blank on the phone to psychiatrist, after discovering his childhood home is now a mini-mart

"You can never go home doc, but I guess you can shop there?"

Or anything said by Jesus in Big Lebowski. Maybe anything in the Big Lebowski it's that good.

I'm in the School of Optimism, why aren't you?

Jonsey wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 06 Aug 04 10.54am
Some from Happy Gilmore Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy: I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family. ---------------------------------- Chubbs Peterson: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said that I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah? What happened? Chubbs Peterson: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. Happy Gilmore: I'm sorry. It's because you're black? Chubbs Peterson: HELL NO!! Damn alligator bit my hand off! MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004 [Link]

Jonsey

wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 06 Aug 04 10.54am

Some from Happy Gilmore

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

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Chubbs Peterson: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said that I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah? What happened?
Chubbs Peterson: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: I'm sorry. It's because you're black?
Chubbs Peterson: HELL NO!! Damn alligator bit my hand off!

MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004
[Link]

Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 06 Aug 04 11.07am
"Argghh! I've been shot!" "Can everybody stop getting shot." Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know.

Horley Eagle

Somewhere only I know 06 Aug 04 11.07am

"Argghh! I've been shot!"
"Can everybody stop getting shot."

Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know.

Danger Playa del Merstham 06 Aug 04 11.08am
Head or Gut? FFS MURRAY

Danger

Playa del Merstham 06 Aug 04 11.08am

Head or Gut?

FFS MURRAY

Jonsey wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 06 Aug 04 11.30am
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only... John McClane: No f*ing s, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? ------------------------------------------- Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further... John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call -------------------------------------------- Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass. John McClane: Glass? Who gives a f about glass? Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole. John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-f*ed on national television, Dwayne. -------------------------------------------- MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004 [Link]

Jonsey

wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 06 Aug 04 11.30am

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No f***ing s***, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

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Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further...
John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call

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Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a f*** about glass?
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national television, Dwayne.

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MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004
[Link]

Palace Hero Melbourne, Australia 06 Aug 04 7.54pm
Quote buff_blonde at 03 Aug 2004 11:31pm save the last dance Nikki : it aint over bitch Sarah : i dotn even know why it started bitch Nikki : coz u always in my way Sarah : im only in your way when it comes to derrek Nikii : no its you white girls like you creeping in taking our men the whole world aint enough you gotta concour ours to. Sarah :look me and derrak like each other so if you have a problem with that screw you. or something like that anyway Wow. Thats poetry.

Palace Hero

Melbourne, Australia 06 Aug 04 7.54pm

Quote buff_blonde at 03 Aug 2004 11:31pm

save the last dance

or something like that anyway

Wow. Thats poetry.

Eagle El Medway 06 Aug 04 10.51pm
I carried a water melon No seriously Get the wheels in line GET THE WHEELS IN LINE! Once a Glazier, now an Eagle, Palace Forever.

Eagle El

Medway 06 Aug 04 10.51pm

I carried a water melon

No seriously

Get the wheels in line GET THE WHEELS IN LINE!

Once a Glazier, now an Eagle, Palace Forever.

Wilko Walking in a Freedman Wonderland..... 06 Aug 04 11.14pm
from some film arnold swcharza**** jumps in this robotic cab thing why hes being chased and says s s* just drive.* then the cab robot says, s* s* im not fimiliar with that adress, just the way he said it was funny. and your only supost to blow the bloody doors off. Palace Boys We Are Here. Shag Your Woman And Drink Your Beer!**

Wilko

Walking in a Freedman Wonderland..... 06 Aug 04 11.14pm

from some film arnold swcharza****** jumps in this robotic cab thing why hes being chased and says s*** s*** just drive.
then the cab robot says, s*** s*** im not fimiliar with that adress, just the way he said it was funny.

and your only supost to blow the bloody doors off.

Palace Boys We Are Here. Shag Your Woman And Drink Your Beer!

Wobbly Worcestershire 06 Aug 04 11.22pm
"Just because i'm paranoid it doesn't mean there aren't people tryin to kill me" Chopper There are are loads of smart one liners from old chop chop,if u aint seen it u have got to its a must see film. Girl In Bar "So which do you prefer Rodney grass or astroturf ?" Rodney "I dunno i've never smoked astroturf"

Wobbly

Worcestershire 06 Aug 04 11.22pm

"Just because i'm paranoid it doesn't mean there aren't people tryin to kill me"

Chopper

There are are loads of smart one liners from old chop chop,if u aint seen it u have got to its a must see film.

Girl In Bar
"So which do you prefer Rodney grass or astroturf ?"

Rodney
"I dunno i've never smoked astroturf"

Marco 07 Aug 04 7.50pm
I f*in hate pikeys No justice, no peace...**

Marco

07 Aug 04 7.50pm

I f***in hate pikeys

No justice, no peace...

Jonsey wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 07 Aug 04 11.02pm
So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see s*; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this f*ing thing you got me on destruction of property too." ---------------------------------------------- Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're naming him Rodney ... after Dave. ---------------------------------------------- Trigger: What you up to Dave? Rodney: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor. Trigger: No words to this song Dave? Rodney: No Trigger, it's an instrumental. Del Boy: All right Trigger? What you doing? Trigger: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor. Del Boy: Okay. Trigger: It's the karaoke version. ----------------------------------------------- Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here? Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub. Rodney: Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do? Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub. Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat! Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub. ---------------------------------------------- MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004 [Link]

Jonsey

wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 07 Aug 04 11.02pm

So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see s***; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this f***ing thing you got me on destruction of property too."

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Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're naming him Rodney ... after Dave.

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Trigger: What you up to Dave?
Rodney: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Trigger: No words to this song Dave?
Rodney: No Trigger, it's an instrumental.
Del Boy: All right Trigger? What you doing?
Trigger: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Del Boy: Okay.
Trigger: It's the karaoke version.

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Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.

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MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
RIP LUKE 26.5.1987-3.4.2004
[Link]

Stuk Top half 09 Aug 04 9.00am
Quote madpalacefan22 at 06 Aug 2004 11:14pm from some film arnold swcharza**** jumps in this robotic cab thing why hes being chased and says s s* just drive.* then the cab robot says, s* s* im not fimiliar with that adress**, just the way he said it was funny. and your only supost to blow the bloody doors off. Total Recall......Welcome to Johnny Cab! Optimistic as ever

Stuk

Top half 09 Aug 04 9.00am

Quote madpalacefan22 at 06 Aug 2004 11:14pm

and your only supost to blow the bloody doors off.

Total Recall......Welcome to Johnny Cab!

Optimistic as ever

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