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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.34pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Oh no sorry, it was a lazy follow up to the same comment you were quoting. I wonder who asked Michaela if paying for a hand shandy was cheating! There's lots of seedy individuals on here. It's in my interest that she does name and shame because I think I probably come across as one of the more sinister prowlers on here and I'd like it to be known it wasn't me. Unless it was. It does sound like the sort of thing I'd say. It is a lurker. No photo. No info. Never posts
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.36pm |
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Originally posted by elgrande
If I had a date and the woman came out with that after 5 minutes.....jesus,I would have made my excuses and legged it ...big time. I get that. I preferred the honesty. It was my first experience of men and nice it wasn't someone just after a leg over with a younger girl to be honest
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 Part Time James 12 Apr 17 2.37pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
It is a lurker. No photo. No info. Never posts I wonder how many lurkers we have. Was it just after some post I made suggesting you were into something dodgy? I vaguely remember you being annoyed at me about something I posted because you subsequently had your inbox flooded....so to speak.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.40pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I wonder how many lurkers we have. Was it just after some post I made suggesting you were into something dodgy? I vaguely remember you being annoyed at me about something I posted because you subsequently had your inbox flooded....so to speak. It was after something you wrote. Can't remember what it was . Anyway he messaged about that then weeks later one Friday night turned up with the million dollar question about hand jobs. Was asking for a friend 'apparently'
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| Part Time James 12 Apr 17 2.41pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
It was after something you wrote. Can't remember what it was . Anyway he messaged about that then weeks later one Friday night turned up with the million dollar question about hand jobs. Was asking for a friend 'apparently' He didn't come to your house did he?
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.46pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
He didn't come to your house did he? That would be telling lol
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| Part Time James 12 Apr 17 2.49pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
That would be telling lol Made me think of that episode of Eastenders when Frank Butcher turned up wearing nothing but a bow-tie.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 2.49pm |
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Proof before you all think I am on a wind up
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Attachment: | Part Time James 12 Apr 17 2.51pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Proof before you all think I am on a wind up I'm only surprised you don't get more questions like that. There ought to be an "Ask Michaela" thread. A bit like an agony Aunt column where sinister creeps can ask you whether their deviant behaviour can be rationalised.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Apr 17 3.10pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Proof before you all think I am on a wind up Never understood why someone would pay for a handjob, except maybe they've made the trip and found that they don't have full funds.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| Part Time James 12 Apr 17 3.22pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Never understood why someone would pay for a handjob, except maybe they've made the trip and found that they don't have full funds. I think I would. The more clinical the better. Perhaps she could wear a rubber glove and call me a naughty boy. Would be good if the whole experience was really unromantic and she looked bored.
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| elgrande bedford 12 Apr 17 3.30pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I'm only surprised you don't get more questions like that. There ought to be an "Ask Michaela" thread. A bit like an agony Aunt column where sinister creeps can ask you whether their deviant behaviour can be rationalised. "Michela will fix it for you".......oh maybe not.
always a Norwood boy, where ever I live. |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by elgrande
"Michela will fix it for you".......oh maybe not. I will tell you all your fortune.. free of charge
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| Part Time James 12 Apr 17 4.30pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I will tell you all your fortune.. free of charge Does it involve lying in a ditch, alone, being p*ssed on by an illegal breed of dog?
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 4.33pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Does it involve lying in a ditch, alone, being p*ssed on by an illegal breed of dog? No. Your never alone when your with mans best friend ..
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| Part Time James 12 Apr 17 4.35pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
No. Your never alone when your with mans best friend .. I have a phobia of dogs.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 4.36pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I have a phobia of dogs. Well God is watching.. always.. ticks both boxes for religious and voyeuristic criteria
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| paperhat croydon 12 Apr 17 4.58pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
It is a lurker. No photo. No info. Never posts Thank god, I thought for a minute it was me
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Apr 17 5.12pm |
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Originally posted by paperhat
Thank god, I thought for a minute it was me This is tame in comparison .. some of paperhats filth is unrepeatable
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| paperhat croydon 12 Apr 17 5.20pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
This is tame in comparison .. some of paperhats filth is unrepeatable I can say proudly that she is correct. Sadly, she's never seen any of it though
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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