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Part Time James Flag 05 Mar 15 3.06pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote The Sash at 05 Mar 2015 3.03pm

Quote Eagle_SA at 05 Mar 2015 1.48pm

UKIP has announced its intention to introduce a points system for immigration similar to that used in Australia. [Link]

Here's how it would work:

Immigrants would need 100 points to qualify. Failure to score the minimum will result in immediate repatriation, even if you're a native of UK.

Are you ethnically Caucasian? Score 50
Asian? Minus 25
Afro-Carribean? Minus 50
Other non-white? Minus 50
Native English-speaker? Score 25
From a former E. European State? Minus 25
From Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, and other Balkan States whose names we can't remember? Minus 50
From any of the 'Stans'? Minus 50
From a former Colony or Commonwealth country other than mentioned above? Score 10
Believe the £ is the greatest currency ever? Score 25
There's something unnatural about foreign languages? Score 25
God save the Queen? Score 10
Admire Jeremy Clarkson and all his doings? Score 100
Boris Johnston's a dangerous leftie? Score 25
The BBC is the tool of the Communist Party? Score 25
Nigel Farage would be a nice bloke to have a pint with? Score 50
Don't understand this quiz? Minus 50


s*** - I only got 75..


Because you didn't know who Boris Johnston is?

 
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Part Time James Flag 05 Mar 15 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

FYI: I scored 185. I was seriously considering voting Green but now I've seen how high I score on the UKIP test I am definitely voting for them and making a large donation to their campaign.

 
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Hoof Hearted 05 Mar 15 3.09pm

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 12.50pm

Quote The Sash at 05 Mar 2015 12.39pm

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 12.30pm

I'll be attending 'any questions' in a few weeks as it'll be local to me. I can submit a question on the way in and may get to ask it. What should I ask? (praps should be a thread on its own) I don't yet know who the panellists will be.

Can I suggest to create some random excitement and chaos whatever thread is top of General Talk before you leave..

It could be UKIP or Gay Rights or the economy but it could equally well be Noel Edmonds surely ? How hairy is your wifes fanny or Should I buy a Renault Clio....



'Do the panel think that the licence fee is a waste of time now that Victoria Coren is married and unavailable? '


..... and cultivated a huge arse!

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 05 Mar 15 3.14pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 05 Mar 2015 3.06pm

Quote The Sash at 05 Mar 2015 3.03pm

Quote Eagle_SA at 05 Mar 2015 1.48pm

UKIP has announced its intention to introduce a points system for immigration similar to that used in Australia. [Link]

Here's how it would work:

Immigrants would need 100 points to qualify. Failure to score the minimum will result in immediate repatriation, even if you're a native of UK.

Are you ethnically Caucasian? Score 50
Asian? Minus 25
Afro-Carribean? Minus 50
Other non-white? Minus 50
Native English-speaker? Score 25
From a former E. European State? Minus 25
From Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, and other Balkan States whose names we can't remember? Minus 50
From any of the 'Stans'? Minus 50
From a former Colony or Commonwealth country other than mentioned above? Score 10
Believe the £ is the greatest currency ever? Score 25
There's something unnatural about foreign languages? Score 25
God save the Queen? Score 10
Admire Jeremy Clarkson and all his doings? Score 100
Boris Johnston's a dangerous leftie? Score 25
The BBC is the tool of the Communist Party? Score 25
Nigel Farage would be a nice bloke to have a pint with? Score 50
Don't understand this quiz? Minus 50


s*** - I only got 75..


Because you didn't know who Boris Johnston is?


I know who he is - I just don't think he is a dangerous leftie - Now if it has said 'Boris Johnsons a soppy c*nt' I would have been home and hosed....

 

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Part Time James Flag 05 Mar 15 3.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 12.30pm

I'll be attending 'any questions' in a few weeks as it'll be local to me. I can submit a question on the way in and may get to ask it. What should I ask? (praps should be a thread on its own) I don't yet know who the panellists will be.

If the leaders of the major parties were to get into power at the next election, would they pick Speroni or Hennessey or bring in a new goalkeeper at Palace?

 
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Part Time James Flag 05 Mar 15 3.16pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote The Sash at 05 Mar 2015 3.14pm

Quote Part Time James at 05 Mar 2015 3.06pm

Quote The Sash at 05 Mar 2015 3.03pm

Quote Eagle_SA at 05 Mar 2015 1.48pm

UKIP has announced its intention to introduce a points system for immigration similar to that used in Australia. [Link]

Here's how it would work:

Immigrants would need 100 points to qualify. Failure to score the minimum will result in immediate repatriation, even if you're a native of UK.

Are you ethnically Caucasian? Score 50
Asian? Minus 25
Afro-Carribean? Minus 50
Other non-white? Minus 50
Native English-speaker? Score 25
From a former E. European State? Minus 25
From Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, and other Balkan States whose names we can't remember? Minus 50
From any of the 'Stans'? Minus 50
From a former Colony or Commonwealth country other than mentioned above? Score 10
Believe the £ is the greatest currency ever? Score 25
There's something unnatural about foreign languages? Score 25
God save the Queen? Score 10
Admire Jeremy Clarkson and all his doings? Score 100
Boris Johnston's a dangerous leftie? Score 25
The BBC is the tool of the Communist Party? Score 25
Nigel Farage would be a nice bloke to have a pint with? Score 50
Don't understand this quiz? Minus 50


s*** - I only got 75..


Because you didn't know who Boris Johnston is?


I know who he is - I just don't think he is a dangerous leftie - Now if it has said 'Boris Johnsons a soppy c*nt' I would have been home and hosed....


Different guy. I went to school with a kid called David Johnston but I think his dad was called Bill.

 
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morganistic Flag 05 Mar 15 4.57pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 12.30pm

I'll be attending 'any questions' in a few weeks as it'll be local to me. I can submit a question on the way in and may get to ask it. What should I ask? (praps should be a thread on its own) I don't yet know who the panellists will be.


Do any of the panellists have a sh*t at work?

 

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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 05 Mar 15 5.19pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 12.30pm

I'll be attending 'any questions' in a few weeks as it'll be local to me. I can submit a question on the way in and may get to ask it. What should I ask? (praps should be a thread on its own) I don't yet know who the panellists will be.


HM The Queen - would you?

 

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morganistic Flag 05 Mar 15 5.27pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Who would come first in a naked 'soap-off' between Faith Brown and Charlene Tilton?

 

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imbored Flag UK 05 Mar 15 6.25pm

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UKIP's Nigel Farage: 'Call Mr Cameron's bluff'

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 05 Mar 15 6.43pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 05 Mar 2015 5.27pm

Who would come first in a naked 'soap-off' between Faith Brown and Charlene Tilton?

I still have a Faith Brown thing and she is probably 103 and smells of piss and Werters Originals


 

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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 06 Mar 15 9.50am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I never fail to be stunned by Morgs encyclopedic recollection of 80's buxom stunners. Every day holds new Google Image search joys and today will be devoted to Charlene Tilton. Please don't ever leave us again.

 

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