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"Long in the tooth" Edited by Willo (13 Jul 2017 4.57pm)
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
As a teenager used to get older and bigger teenager or 2 come up to me from nowhere and start with 'why you looking at me' when I didn't even know they existed. How brave. Never got beaten up with this but did get punched on the back of the head getting off the bus outside The Half Moon opposite West Croydon Station for no reason by someone quite a bit older and bigger. I was a barman in the Half Moon.
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Pommie b******
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Having a "Hand shandy" He's as black as Newgate's knocker
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I just found myself saying "easy peasy lemon squeezy" in a phone call. Not going back through 27 pages to check if it's come up before, but I thought to myself it'd been ages since I'd last said that!
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"Gymslip Mum"
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You look like a bag of s*** tied up in the middle
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Fan*y like a wizards sleeve
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"Strewth" Edited by Willo (17 Jul 2017 11.43am)
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"Who knitted your face and dropped a stitch ? " "The same to you with bells on" "it gets on my wick "
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If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backward.
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When the driver has parked particularly badly: "No, don't worry, I'll walk to the kerb"
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