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|  PassDribbleShoot  London 29 Nov 12 11.43am |    | 
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| 311. A Pukka Pie. 
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|  DanH  SW2 29 Nov 12 11.56am |    | 
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| 312. Brendan Foster 
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|  Seth  On a pale blue dot 29 Nov 12 12.27pm |    | 
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| 313. Anne Widdecombe in a crotchless burka 
 "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" | |
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|  dannyh  wherever I lay my hat....... 29 Nov 12 3.35pm |    | 
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| A creaking se-saw in a deserted children’s playground. 
 "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" | |
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|  Stirlingsays  29 Nov 12 3.39pm |      | 
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| 315.   ....Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 
 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) | |
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|  DanH  SW2 29 Nov 12 3.47pm |    | 
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| 316. The Mona Lisa 
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|  Moose  In the sewer pipe... 29 Nov 12 3.58pm |    | 
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| 317. Jawa traders from the Star Wars films 
 Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. | |
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|  Stirlingsays  29 Nov 12 4.11pm |      | 
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| 3.18. Dr Strangelove's assistant, Nurse Fistmecrack. 
 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) | |
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|  Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 29 Nov 12 4.17pm |    | 
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| 319. Provocatively malformed vegetables. 
 WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. | |
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|  PassDribbleShoot  London 29 Nov 12 5.18pm |    | 
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| 320. A packet of Custard Creams 
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|  matt_himself  Matataland  29 Nov 12 5.19pm |    | 
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| 321. The film 'American History X'. 
 "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 | |
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|  The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Nov 12 5.57pm |    | 
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| 322 The late Cyril Fletchers semen encrusted burgundy velvet smoking jacket Edited by The Sash (29 Nov 2012 5.57pm) 
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