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Several things that arouse Cucking Funt
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 Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 29 Nov 12 8.22pm |
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323. Fear.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
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Catfish  Burgess Hill 29 Nov 12 9.23pm |
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324. Rubbing the lotion on its skin.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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coulsdoneagle  London 29 Nov 12 10.14pm |
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325. Putting his pyjamas in the fridge for 10 minutes before bedtime Edited by coulsdoneagle (29 Nov 2012 10.14pm)
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Nov 12 10.20pm |
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326 Abbott and Costello having sex* *Diane & Elvis
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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| Kingvagabond London 30 Nov 12 12.39am |
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327. The Sash in hotpants and body paint
Part of Holmesdale Radio: The Next Generation Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........ |
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| Stirlingsays 30 Nov 12 3.52am |
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328. Turning up at Star Trek conventions as Boba Fett.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Nov 12 7.19am |
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Neil's dad from the inbetweeners. Who has an uncanny resemblance to a young bespectacled Brother Anthony.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 30 Nov 12 9.54am |
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330. The Horst Wessel Lied
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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| DanH SW2 30 Nov 12 9.58am |
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Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 29 Nov 2012 8.22pm
323. Fear.
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 30 Nov 12 10.05am |
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Quote DanH at 30 Nov 2012 9.58am
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 29 Nov 2012 8.22pm
323. Fear.
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| serial thriller The Promised Land 30 Nov 12 10.12am |
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331: This [Link]
If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4 |
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| DanH SW2 30 Nov 12 10.29am |
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332. Gareth Gates' stutter
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