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Dangermouse Flag Hastings 03 Jun 03 8.53pm

Quote Dean at 03 Jun 2003 7:13pm

Quote Dangermouse at 03 Jun 2003 11:26am

Hooligans (You're all responsible for Hillsborough)

Actually, they weren't - there was no hooligan activity there whatsoever. That was the fault of the police....


And of course you are right. Problem is if it hadn't been for the w*nkers fighting in football grounds there would never of been fences in grounds and however much I try I can't bring myself to blame the police for that one. So IMHO every t*** that ever went into a ground to cause trouble and start fights has blood on their hands.

 


That's Life
And as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a Dream.
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vindaloo Flag 03 Jun 03 11.50pm

Davina McCall.
Reality TV.
Soaps.
Isle of Sheppey.
Lawyers and the compensation culture.
Do-Gooders.
Olives.
All american tv with exception of Simpsons , X-Files and 70's/80's cop shows.
Glory-hunters.
Last of the Summer Wine.
David Pleat.
Winter Olympics.
People who always whinge "I'm BORED" - (forgiven if watching Last of the Summer Wine)
Camera-men who won't show streakers.
Old ladies in supermarkets who say "I'll see if i've got the odd 74p and then take a f***ing eternity to count it out in 1's and 2's"

The b****** who promised to fix my rear staircase in 4-6 weeks and turned up 2 years later.
Aeroplanes
"This town is twinned with..." signs. Who cares?
Mineral water. (Check your sinks - it's free)
People who buy ice cubes . Lazy sods.

 


"Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"

kav Flag The Helicopter View 04 Jun 03 10.07am

Gorgeous women who insist on wearing clothes.

FIFA.

 


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Jimble Flag Brighton 04 Jun 03 10.18am

Quote i h8 steve bruce at 03 Jun 2003 7:53pm

asylum seekers hu complain bout stuff

people hu dont like baboons

daily mail and daily mirror

anti-war protestors

people hu dont nlike people hu harm animals cos of no reason

steve bruce

baboons

people hu contradict demselves

well good lookin birds hu r well upperty and kik people inda balls

mingers hu fink der fit and act like the above

avril lavine

veggies

nasty smells

people hu fill up da message board by using well massive gaps between der paragrafs

Did I mention teenagers that can't speak/spell properly?

 


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alexh_17 Flag The Site of The Worlds Biggest Pil... 04 Jun 03 10.47am

white van man

 


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McDave Flag Beckenham 04 Jun 03 11.01am

Cats
Vegetarians
Liberal Democrats
Guardian Readers
Mirror Readers
Hippies
Pikeys
Anti-War Protestors
Cannibis Users
People with body piercings.
Currys
Eastenders
Liverpudlians
Mancunians
Brummies
Geordies
SNP/Plaid Cymru Supporters

 

florence Flag london 04 Jun 03 12.01pm

Poor White Trash
BNP Supporters
Men who come too quickly
People with big dogs
(all above often feature in one person - try any Weatherspoons)

 


be beautiful

Jimble Flag Brighton 04 Jun 03 12.14pm

Good girl Florence.

 


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Bexter Flag By the Sea 04 Jun 03 1.22pm

ugly biggots (usually go hand in hand)
litter louts
cyclists who ride on the pavement
burberry
loud posh girls
loud posh men
all bar ones
noisy eaters
mcdonalds

 

Mr Fenandes Flag 04 Jun 03 4.57pm

Quote Bexter at 04 Jun 2003 1:22pm

cyclists who ride on the pavement

i used to think this was a b******... until i actually cycled on the road. never again!! deathtrap!

 


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Jonprogrammeseller Flag East Croydon 04 Jun 03 5.13pm

Australians...... why???

Because they beat you at one game and then they reakon they are a damn sight better than you at everything. I work with a load of Aussies, all they are are English convicts we sent over 150 years ago...

Vanilla Ice Cream Monster Munch!!! Why???

Mark Goldberg.

Sauce Sachets- They are so hard to open, and when you do manage it you end up with the sauce on you rather than the plate.

 


Red n' Blue through and through..........


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ThamesmeadEagle Flag having 5 times more fun 04 Jun 03 7.20pm

my 5 things are:

1. Flying Eagle
2. Jon from BB4
3. Wiggers
4. Brighton and everything in it.
5. this website

Edited by ThamesmeadEagle (04 Jun 2003 7:22pm)

Edited by ThamesmeadEagle (04 Jun 2003 7:24pm)

 


LEE HUGHES IS A MURDERER

flying_eagle Flag Sarf Landon 04 Jun 03 7.22pm

haha cheers mate, you know i'd love all the torture and stuff though

just as long as I can take my legendary gimp suit with me

 


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ThamesmeadEagle Flag having 5 times more fun 04 Jun 03 7.26pm

Quote flying_eagle at 04 Jun 2003 7:22pm

haha cheers mate, you know i'd love all the torture and stuff though

just as long as I can take my legendary gimp suit with me


Yes the outfit can go..But there are onions a plenty in Room 101

 


LEE HUGHES IS A MURDERER

the despotic banana Flag Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 05 Jun 03 12.33pm

Quote Blazey at 02 Jun 2003 5:18pm

Quote the despotic banana at 02 Jun 2003 2:37pm

Americans, Australians, Germans, French, Turks, Israelis, Racists..., Donald Rumsfeld, DickCheney, CondaleezaRice, Colin Powell, ITV, Rugby, Supercilious Waiters, PE Teachers and anyone who has ever defended Big Brother by saying "Yeah but it's a really interesting social experiment." NO. It's not.

Why him?

Oh, just his contacts with Halliburton and Enron. Conflict of interest I hear you say? Not at all...


Edited by the despotic banana (05 Jun 2003 12:34pm)

 


Ask me about Ronald de Boer.

Clifton Flag El Cajon, CA 05 Jun 03 1.11pm

Quote robbo at 03 Jun 2003 7:21pm

poliTITions ..exept the BNP party
sprouts
the daily mirror
caravans >:
gays


I accept that you are entitled to your viewpoint but if you air it like this then you must accept a bit of criticism.

Things that the majority of BNP and other Right wing supporters believe and love:
1. The British Passport. Accepted everywhere cos we is better than every uvver country!
2. St George. He's our patron saint, remeber his day and have his flag flying from your house. He is everything that is English: courage, determination and a massive lance!
3. The Queen (and the late Queen Muvver) Gawd Bless 'er.
4. The Pound £££. Strongest currency in the world
5. The Empire. Biggest one ever, the sun never set on it. We rule the waves Grrr!
6. Being British. We're better than any one else. We are the master race. 'Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!'

Now while these are things to be proud of they aren't british.
1. Look on the front of the passport, the writing is in french isn't it?
2. St George was from Turkey. Go on, look it up, see if you ever do a pitch invasion at that match again!
3. The Queen is half scottish (her mum) and half German (her dad's side) and she's married to a Greek. That Greek man happens to share great-great-grandparents. Nothing like inbreeding to make you pround of the country!
4. Look on the side of the pound. Latin? go on translate it. Oh I forgot you can't because that requires an appreciation of other cultures.
5. The Empire. Very cool part of our history, true (Although we acted a little bit like b*stards on occasion). What's not so cool is how it crumbled before our eyes and we've left the impoverished countries to sort out the mess into which we helped them to get.
6. Being British. After the Romans, the Norse, The Saxons (and Angles) The French and even the Dutch came over Raping and Pillaging, can anyone claim to be really English, Scots, or Welsh? Not for more than maybe 4 or 5 generations back. If Enlgand had always had a policiy of sending immigrants 'back where they came from' how many of use would exist? None

You don't Like gays? Well lets hope that you end up with many of your BNP Buddies doing a month or two at her (Not very english) majesty's pleasure. After a week or two in the showers you'll forcibly have your mind changed for you.

Live and let live mate. C'mon, as long as these people don't actually make you life a misery directly then don't worry about it. They're not going to make you watch!

'The daily mirror' Well, ok. They do call Mark Lawrenson 'Football's number one expert.' For that reason they can go down.

And I really hate Sprouts!

 

madcap Flag #winning 05 Jun 03 1.18pm

Quote Clifton at 05 Jun 2003 1:11pm

Quote robbo at 03 Jun 2003 7:21pm

poliTITions ..exept the BNP party
sprouts
the daily mirror
caravans >:
gays


I accept that you are entitled to your viewpoint but if you air it like this then you must accept a bit of criticism.

Things that the majority of BNP and other Right wing supporters believe and love:
1. The British Passport. Accepted everywhere cos we is better than every uvver country!
2. St George. He's our patron saint, remeber his day and have his flag flying from your house. He is everything that is English: courage, determination and a massive lance!
3. The Queen (and the late Queen Muvver) Gawd Bless 'er.
4. The Pound £££. Strongest currency in the world
5. The Empire. Biggest one ever, the sun never set on it. We rule the waves Grrr!
6. Being British. We're better than any one else. We are the master race. 'Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!'

Now while these are things to be proud of they aren't british.
1. Look on the front of the passport, the writing is in french isn't it?
2. St George was from Turkey. Go on, look it up, see if you ever do a pitch invasion at that match again!
3. The Queen is half scottish (her mum) and half German (her dad's side) and she's married to a Greek. That Greek man happens to share great-great-grandparents. Nothing like inbreeding to make you pround of the country!
4. Look on the side of the pound. Latin? go on translate it. Oh I forgot you can't because that requires an appreciation of other cultures.
5. The Empire. Very cool part of our history, true (Although we acted a little bit like b*stards on occasion). What's not so cool is how it crumbled before our eyes and we've left the impoverished countries to sort out the mess into which we helped them to get.
6. Being British. After the Romans, the Norse, The Saxons (and Angles) The French and even the Dutch came over Raping and Pillaging, can anyone claim to be really English, Scots, or Welsh? Not for more than maybe 4 or 5 generations back. If Enlgand had always had a policiy of sending immigrants 'back where they came from' how many of use would exist? None

You don't Like gays? Well lets hope that you end up with many of your BNP Buddies doing a month or two at her (Not very english) majesty's pleasure. After a week or two in the showers you'll forcibly have your mind changed for you.

Live and let live mate. C'mon, as long as these people don't actually make you life a misery directly then don't worry about it. They're not going to make you watch!

'The daily mirror' Well, ok. They do call Mark Lawrenson 'Football's number one expert.' For that reason they can go down.

And I really hate Sprouts!


lol well said!

 


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Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 05 Jun 03 4.21pm

Hollyoaks (Biggest pile of trash on TV)
Talentless camp TV presenters (Dale Winton, Graham Norton..Need I say more!!)
Millwall Football Club (Not Brighton because at least they give you some comedy value)
Fish
Manufactured music.

Edited by Selhurst Stallion (05 Jun 2003 4:35pm)

 


"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

kav Flag The Helicopter View 05 Jun 03 4.28pm

Fish?What the singer from Marillion?

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 05 Jun 03 4.34pm

Quote kav at 05 Jun 2003 4:28pm

Fish?What the singer from Marillion?

No he was actually alright, just the smelly stuff you have to pick bones out of when you eat it.


 


"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

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