Garage Music Ayia Napa Rude boys Croydon women (not as great as they think they are)diclaimer - not all women from croydon are like this just the ones you meet on the town of a nightime. Boy Racers The Word Soccer Americans calling the english language american
*Millwall. *Man Utd. *Vegetarians. *Posh People. *People who post in "txt" language. *People who walk slowly. *People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone *Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus. *Busted *Blazin' Squad *People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs". *Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot) *People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin. *New York *ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.) *Golf. *Big Brother (the programme). *The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be). *All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc. *People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural. *Americans who get excited really easily. *Manufactured Music. *Sarah Cox *Graham Norton *Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop). *The word "Stationary". *Robbie Williams (fat cu*t). *Nokia Phones *Croydon and Sutton women *Garage Music. *The Blue Orchid nightclub. *The progeamme Euro Trash. *Litter louts *Cyclists who ride on the pavement *People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer) *People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them) *Justin Timberlake *Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers. *Ballet *Opera *Goths *Grungers *The 468 bus route (god its so boring) *Thornton Heath. *Protestors *People who spit. *Grafitti.
I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!
*Millwall. *Man Utd. *Vegetarians. *Posh People. *People who post in "txt" language. *People who walk slowly. *People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone *Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus. *Busted *Blazin' Squad *People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs". *Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot) *People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin. *New York *ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.) *Golf. *Big Brother (the programme). *The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be). *All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc. *People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural. *Americans who get excited really easily. *Manufactured Music. *Sarah Cox *Graham Norton *Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop). *The word "Stationary". *Robbie Williams (fat cu*t). *Nokia Phones *Croydon and Sutton women *Garage Music. *The Blue Orchid nightclub. *The progeamme Euro Trash. *Litter louts *Cyclists who ride on the pavement *People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer) *People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them) *Justin Timberlake *Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers. *Ballet *Opera *Goths *Grungers *The 468 bus route (god its so boring) *Thornton Heath. *Protestors *People who spit. *Grafitti.
I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? > 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser. 14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
Grandad: "I don't know why they want these drug addiction centers anyhow, I mean aint we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?"