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Part Time James Flag 08 Jul 15 10.27am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Get Carter:
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Dead Man's Shoes (only a good quote in the context of the film):
What the f**k are you looking at?
You, ya c**t.

Monty Python Holy Grail:
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 
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cooleagle89 Flag Montrose 09 Jul 15 11.29am Send a Private Message to cooleagle89 Add cooleagle89 as a friend

"Some Aquatic tart.....

Quote Part Time James at 08 Jul 2015 10.27am

Get Carter:
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Dead Man's Shoes (only a good quote in the context of the film):
What the f**k are you looking at?
You, ya c**t.

Monty Python Holy Grail:
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


 
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collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 09 Jul 15 11.41am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Lot of line from Clinton Eastwood films, especially "Dirty Harry" when he is chasing a culprit across a baseball stadium when his chubby colleague shouts "need some help Harry?" And Harry replies, "no, go and get some air fatso"

 
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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 09 Jul 15 12.11pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise, realising they’ve just been shafted by conmen Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. masquerading as Catholic priests:

Dom DeLuise: “So those fathers…..”

Burt Reynolds: “….. they were mothers”

Cannonball Run

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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I'mPalace Till I Die Flag 09 Jul 15 12.50pm Send a Private Message to I'mPalace Till I Die Add I'mPalace Till I Die as a friend

I still love Lock Stock and there's loads to choose from in that. My favourite is still: If you hold back anything I'll kill ya If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth I'll kill ya If you forget anything I'll kill ya In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said Because if you don't I'll kill ya

 
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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 09 Jul 15 1.21pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Mr. Hardwick - "Hi Roberta."
Roberta - "Hi Mr. Hardwick."
Mr. Hardwick - Where are you off to?"
Roberta - "Oh, I'm going to cheerleading practice."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh well, I'll walk with you for a ways. I'm going to the shop. What are you up to these days?"
Roberta - "We're looking for any kind of extra work so that we can raise money for that trip to Texas. We want to be with Debbie Benton, for her first game, when she cheers those Texas fellas."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh sounds like a good idea. Say I'll tell you what. Ahhhhh...you could earn some extra money by helping Mrs. Hardwick and I over at the candle shop. We're taking inventory."
Roberta - "Mr. Hardwick! Really?!! When should I start?"
Mr. Hardwick - "Start as soon as you like. How about tomorrow?"
Roberta - "Oh Mr. Hardwick! What can I ever do to repay you?"
Mr. Hardwick - "We'll think of something."

 

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Pete53 Flag Hassocks 09 Jul 15 2.48pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Last scene in Some Like it Hot ( you need the preceding lines to appreciate the final one)

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Edited by Pete53 (11 Jul 2015 11.52am)

 
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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Jul 15 12.53pm

Quote Superfly at 09 Jul 2015 1.21pm

Mr. Hardwick - "Hi Roberta."
Roberta - "Hi Mr. Hardwick."
Mr. Hardwick - Where are you off to?"
Roberta - "Oh, I'm going to cheerleading practice."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh well, I'll walk with you for a ways. I'm going to the shop. What are you up to these days?"
Roberta - "We're looking for any kind of extra work so that we can raise money for that trip to Texas. We want to be with Debbie Benton, for her first game, when she cheers those Texas fellas."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh sounds like a good idea. Say I'll tell you what. Ahhhhh...you could earn some extra money by helping Mrs. Hardwick and I over at the candle shop. We're taking inventory."
Roberta - "Mr. Hardwick! Really?!! When should I start?"
Mr. Hardwick - "Start as soon as you like. How about tomorrow?"
Roberta - "Oh Mr. Hardwick! What can I ever do to repay you?"
Mr. Hardwick - "We'll think of something."

Debbie Does Dallas, scene 2 (I think). I can't remember if its before or after the car washing (although I think this occurs before the car washing scenes, but the second act of Hardick and Roberta, where we meet the Candle and Mrs Hardwick is a classic of skin cinema.

Merle Michaels (who is Donna in the movie, is now a well known US Journalist). Contry to popular opinion, Bambi Woods didn't die, she retired back down south after being Born Again.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (10 Jul 2015 12.57pm)

 

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 10 Jul 15 12.54pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 08 Jul 2015 10.27am

Get Carter:
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Dead Man's Shoes (only a good quote in the context of the film):
What the f**k are you looking at?
You, ya c**t.

Monty Python Holy Grail:
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Brilliant

 

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 10 Jul 15 12.59pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

white dude with perm and a tash "I've come to fix your fridge"

Women of ample bosom wearing a bikini indoors at night " But I don't have a fridge"

Perm Tash dude " OK THEN LETS FCUK ! "

Any German p*** film circa 1980 - 85

 

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 10 Jul 15 1.59pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 10 Jul 2015 12.53pm

Quote Superfly at 09 Jul 2015 1.21pm

Mr. Hardwick - "Hi Roberta."
Roberta - "Hi Mr. Hardwick."
Mr. Hardwick - Where are you off to?"
Roberta - "Oh, I'm going to cheerleading practice."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh well, I'll walk with you for a ways. I'm going to the shop. What are you up to these days?"
Roberta - "We're looking for any kind of extra work so that we can raise money for that trip to Texas. We want to be with Debbie Benton, for her first game, when she cheers those Texas fellas."
Mr. Hardwick - "Oh sounds like a good idea. Say I'll tell you what. Ahhhhh...you could earn some extra money by helping Mrs. Hardwick and I over at the candle shop. We're taking inventory."
Roberta - "Mr. Hardwick! Really?!! When should I start?"
Mr. Hardwick - "Start as soon as you like. How about tomorrow?"
Roberta - "Oh Mr. Hardwick! What can I ever do to repay you?"
Mr. Hardwick - "We'll think of something."

Debbie Does Dallas, scene 2 (I think). I can't remember if its before or after the car washing (although I think this occurs before the car washing scenes, but the second act of Hardick and Roberta, where we meet the Candle and Mrs Hardwick is a classic of skin cinema.

Merle Michaels (who is Donna in the movie, is now a well known US Journalist). Contry to popular opinion, Bambi Woods didn't die, she retired back down south after being Born Again.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (10 Jul 2015 12.57pm)


I think it's before the car washing although I would have to cast my mind back. I had it for two weeks when I was 16 or 17 and then had to give it back*. I think I possibly watched it about 47 thousand times in that fortnight though.

*rented for 50p off a bloke round our way that had everything. Evil Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters and Driller Killer were no problem but he raised his eyebrows was when I ordered this and I spit on your grave. I said they were for my brother.

 

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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lankygit Flag Lincoln 10 Jul 15 3.00pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Some pretty good ones but, for me, "but I don`t have a fridge" riposted with "ok then let`s fcuk" wins.


Edited by lankygit (10 Jul 2015 3.01pm)

 

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