I know this was 1978. However. Ahem.

Yohan, there's no need to feel down
I say Yohan, we've got a historical ground
I said Yohan, there's a Nandos in town
Just ask Puncheon for a menu

Yohan, there's a place you can go
And Pardew, is a bloke that you know
You can stay here, and I'm sure you will find
That we'll get you into Europe

It's fun to play at the CPFC
It's fun to play at the CPFC
They have everything for the French to enjoy
Just ask for garlic from the ball boy