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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 27 Jun 17 3.48pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
You'll need them to hold your head. Pm me the name of the charm school you went to when you get a moment
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 Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Jun 17 4.01pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Why has no one pointed out that the one in the picture is definitely no bigger than 2 inches? Is half of it still in there or does she have massive hands? If it's the latter, yum by the way. Love a big handed woman. Mixed race women (half Afro Caribbean) women can have big hands. Small sample size maybe. Taller than average height as well.
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| Stirlingsays 27 Jun 17 4.02pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Pm me the name of the charm school you went to when you get a moment
That's actually quite a classy reply. I would have probably told me to 'F' off.
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| Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.03pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Mixed race women (half Afro Caribbean) women can have big hands. Small sample size maybe. Taller than average height as well. Good shout. Sorry Mickey, if you're not mixed race I've gone off your audio book and pictures of your hands. I'm sure someone else would enjoy it though.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 4.07pm |
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Dear me.
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| Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.10pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Dear me.
Hold on there chief, you can't dangle the "etc etc" carrot without fleshing it out. What other things that young people get up to are curling your hair right now? Edited by Part Time James (27 Jun 2017 4.10pm)
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| Stirlingsays 27 Jun 17 4.10pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Dear me.
People in your position normally call them, 'poor people'.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jun 17 4.15pm |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
She added: “I think he got too excited and managed to push the end of it in too. It was a goner. “I began to panic and told him I needed to go to hospital. He said it should come out naturally on the toilet and then he said ‘I’m really sorry I have work early in the morning’ and he shot off.
Seems like a keeper that bloke. Seriously, read the f**king instructions and watch the p*** videos. Its a plug not a f**king cybernetic implant.
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| Midlands Eagle 27 Jun 17 4.16pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Dear me. It was Mars Bars or gerbils in your day
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 4.19pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Hold on there chief, you can't dangle the "etc etc" carrot without fleshing it out. What other things that young people get up to are curling your hair right now? Edited by Part Time James (27 Jun 2017 4.10pm) PTJ To be honest I don't know precisely what happens in this modern day but I have heard there are modern gadgets which are used to enhance titilation etc etc.Don't ask me to say what they are as I don't have a clue but I understand they are about and freely available. Rest assured I have never resorted to any of these and certainly NOT likely to.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
It was Mars Bars or gerbils in your day Can't remember back that far !
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jun 17 4.28pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
PTJ To be honest I don't know precisely what happens in this modern day but I have heard there are modern gadgets which are used to enhance titilation etc etc.Don't ask me to say what they are as I don't have a clue but I understand they are about and freely available. Rest assured I have never resorted to any of these and certainly NOT likely to. Missing out. There is all manner of wonderful aids that produce pleasure and play. Never understood why people are so shut off to the idea of experiencing new pleasures or giving pleasure to others.
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